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Dammit! My wife keeps stealing my dogs
Semi-short version of the story:
A few years ago, we decided to adopt our first dog. Had it a week, and I was the one walking it and spending all the time with it. But eventually, the constant coddling from my wife turned the dog toward her, and it stopped hanging out with me, even though I was still the one feeding and walking it. Foxy Pounce by silock99, on Flickr So, a few years later, we get a second dog so I could have a dog for myself. This dog became attached to the other dog more than any human. So, fail again. Gracie Belle by silock99, on Flickr We adopt a THIRD dog last year, and it takes to me immediately. It sleeps with me, follows me around the house wherever I go, you name it. It's MY dog. And it's a velcro dog. Awesome. About a month ago, it out of the blue stopped doing all of that. Now it just stays wherever my wife is in the house, sleeps wherever she is, and pretty much ignores me. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU. But, the second dog has now become MY dog, and stays with me wherever I am, follows me around and sleeps with me. Maybe it's because they're all female dogs, and bitches be crazy. Cliff's Notes: Dogs be crazy. |
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Because chiefs.
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08-24-2014, 06:14 PM | #3 |
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I recognize that this is a personal question, but does your wife smell like bacon?
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08-24-2014, 06:15 PM | #4 |
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Need a picture of the wife before commenting.
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08-24-2014, 06:16 PM | #5 |
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08-24-2014, 06:22 PM | #6 |
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08-24-2014, 06:32 PM | #7 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
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Have you tried putting peanut butter on your junk to lure them away? Maybe bacon wrap your testicles??
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08-24-2014, 06:36 PM | #8 |
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You should write a country music song.
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08-24-2014, 06:37 PM | #9 |
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Kill them. That'll show her.
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08-24-2014, 06:37 PM | #10 |
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Maybe it's you.....
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The peanut butter goes on you, not the dog.
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08-24-2014, 06:51 PM | #12 |
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Both of our dogs are female, the oldest being my wife's dog before I showed up, and they're both attached to me.
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08-24-2014, 07:36 PM | #13 |
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Lots of times womans vaginas are salty and sweet smelling and that draws dogs near.
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08-24-2014, 07:40 PM | #14 |
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You need to become the Alpha dog
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She;s feeding them treats when you're not around.
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