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Nickhead · 12-28-2017, 10:43 PM

1. The best carpark is determined by shade, not distance.

2. Hot water comes out of both taps.

3. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a good branding iron.

4. The temp drops below 32 degrees C (89.6 F) and you feel chilly.

5. You learn it only takes 2 fingers to steer a car.

6. You can sunburn through the windscreen of a car.

7. You develop a fear of door handles.

8. You break into a sweat @ 7am

9. Your biggest bicycle fear is "what if I get knocked out and end up cooking on the road".

10. You realise asphalt is a liquid state.

11. Farmers are feeding chickens ice to prevent hard boiled eggs.

12. The trees are whistling for dogs.

13. Shopping Centres are temples where you worship Air Conditioning

14. Sticking your head in freezers is considered normal

15. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack

16. A blackout is life threatening because the air con and fans stop working.

17. You keep everything in the fridge, including clothing

18. The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means you need another shower right away

19. You worry the ceiling fan is spinning so fast it will fly off and kill you

20. You laugh because you know this list is so accurate.

Nickhead · 12-30-2017, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef

I think I might be lacking some of the equipment to take advantage of that opportunity.

you mean you couldn't have gotten a 30 million dollar loan from your bank with a guaranteed return of 30000 percent return?

the day i read about the shale reserves, was the first day i ever thought about buying stocks

Nickhead · 12-30-2017, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef

I did not mine any opals, I'm not sure how one does that. We lived in Adelaide at the time and drove to Uluru, Coober Pedy was just a stop on the way. It was neat, but wouldn't have been worth it as the ultimate destination of the trip.

according to trip adviser you could have done so. there is a whole business dedicated to such a thing

MagicHef · 12-30-2017, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Nickhead

you mean you couldn't have gotten a 30 million dollar loan from your bank with a guaranteed return of 30000 percent return?

the day i read about the shale reserves, was the first day i ever thought about buying stocks

Next time I manage to secure a multi-million dollar loan I'll think of you.

FlaChief58 · 12-30-2017, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef

I think I might be lacking some of the equipment to take advantage of that opportunity.

I bet you say that to all the girls

12-28-2017, 10:43 PM
Nickhead EvOlVeD Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Blue Mountains, Australia Casino cash: $2449868	You know when it's hot down under (Australia) if... 1. The best carpark is determined by shade, not distance. 2. Hot water comes out of both taps. 3. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a good branding iron. 4. The temp drops below 32 degrees C (89.6 F) and you feel chilly. 5. You learn it only takes 2 fingers to steer a car. 6. You can sunburn through the windscreen of a car. 7. You develop a fear of door handles. 8. You break into a sweat @ 7am 9. Your biggest bicycle fear is "what if I get knocked out and end up cooking on the road". 10. You realise asphalt is a liquid state. 11. Farmers are feeding chickens ice to prevent hard boiled eggs. 12. The trees are whistling for dogs. 13. Shopping Centres are temples where you worship Air Conditioning 14. Sticking your head in freezers is considered normal 15. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack 16. A blackout is life threatening because the air con and fans stop working. 17. You keep everything in the fridge, including clothing 18. The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means you need another shower right away 19. You worry the ceiling fan is spinning so fast it will fly off and kill you 20. You laugh because you know this list is so accurate.
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