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Old 07-15-2014, 12:18 PM  
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Connecticut man arrested after stabbing watermelon "in a passive aggressive manner."
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BANTAM, Conn. - A 49-year-old Connecticut man faces threatening charges after a woman told police he stabbed a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.

The Register Citizen of Torrington reports (http://bit.ly/1p1L3rS) Carmine Cervellino of Thomaston was arraigned Monday on charges of threatening and disorderly conduct. He was released after posting a $500 bond.

Police say the woman had gone to police on July 4 to report finding drugs, including marijuana, in Cervellino's tool box. He was not arrested.

They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher's knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.

No one answered a phone call Tuesday morning to the Cervellino home seeking comment.
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Old 07-15-2014, 03:17 PM   #16
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Why wouldn't you shoot the watermelon like a regular American?
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watermelons are people too dammit!
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Old 07-15-2014, 04:34 PM   #18
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Obviously he should have stabbed the watermelon in a non threatening way. Maybe talked to the watermelon, told it everything was going to be ok.
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Old 07-15-2014, 04:41 PM   #19
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