ChiefsPlanet Hottest Female Celebrity Tournament - Round 1 - Heat 20 - Page 6

**TimBone** · 02-11-2016, 07:24 PM

Okay, Everyone. Gather around. It’s time to start this tournament. We’re setting out to find out who Chiefsplanet will vote as the hottest female celebrity. Once we vote the nominees down to one final champion, perhaps we can contact her and find out if she’s interested in any action with such fine gentlemen such as ourselves.

This is a large tournament, with a total of 115 entries. I tried to go a few different directions with the brackets and seeding, but in the end, random was best way to go. This will give us the best shot of having the powerhouses make the final polls.

The first round will consist of 23 heats of 5 girls. In each heat, I ask that you vote for your favorite two girls that you believe should advance to round two. Theoretically, we want the votes to be based strictly upon looks. I will post the picture that was submitted with each nomination. That being said, users are permitted to lobby for their nominee with more pictures (including NSFW pictures, if posted with the correct NSFW tags). We will also have some wildcard heats at the end of certain rounds, so if your favorite celebrity gets eliminated, there is a chance she might get back in to the contest.

That being said, this is my first contest of this size, so cut me some slack and roll with the punches.

On to the girls!

Vote for the two hottest girls in this heat, please.

Heidi Klum

Salma Hayek

Selena Gomez

Naomi Watts

Heather Locklear

Amnorix · 02-12-2016, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

Anybody who has listened to Heidi Klum speak for more than twenty seconds should have a hard time voting for her. know we're supposed to judge based on looks, but I can't do it. She's dumb.

Err...no, not at all. She doesn't host various shows because she's an idiot. My wife really likes Project Runway, and she's perfectly fine. She has an accent, but she's not at all dumb.

She's also ****ing ABSURDLY hot. I'm wondering if some people lack a pulse around here.

kepp · 02-12-2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

A lot of strong contenders in this heat, but at the same time the choice was easy.

#1 - Salma Hayek. She clearly - CLEARLY - represents the high point of human evolution. Everything about her promotes the male's desire to procreate.

#2 - Heather Locklear. You don't get much better than Heather. She cannot be improved upon.

#3 - Naomi Watts. Quite cute, but not in the league as the top two. In most other heats she'd be top two material.

#4 - Heidi Klum. Quite attractive and worthy of entry into the tournament, but she drew a killer heat.

#5 - Selena Gomez. The runt of the litter in this heat. She looks like she's 14 years old in every picture I see, so it creeps me out to even consider her attractiveness.

This. I clicked...then I unclicked...because it felt like Chris Hansen was peering over my shoulder.

**Dartgod** · 02-12-2016, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

And a beautiful face, killer ass, sultry eyes, and a sexy accent. Other than that she's just meh. After looking at all your comments in these threads, I'm fairly certain you only like white women.

She deserves to win it all based on this scene alone.

**KC Dan** · 02-12-2016, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

She deserves to win it all based on this scene alone.

How the **** have I never seen this video? Holy moly, rock n' roly. Winner, Winner!!!

**Dartgod** · 02-12-2016, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Dan

How the **** have I never seen this video? Holy moly, rock n' roly. Winner, Winner!!!

DJ's left nut · 02-12-2016, 11:24 AM

I should've used a vote on Watts just to ensure that plain-ass looking Selena Gomez stays in last.

The accusation's of 'average' leveled against Phoebe Cates should absolutely be reserved for Selena Gomez.

DJ's left nut · 02-12-2016, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

She deserves to win it all based on this scene alone.

She's essentially Sofia Vergara's tits and ass smashed into a frame that's 6 inches shorter.

Which is to say that's she's pretty much perfection.

Radar Chief · 02-12-2016, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Dan

How the **** have I never seen this video? Holy moly, rock n' roly. Winner, Winner!!!

That's a good question, kinda wondering that myself.

Spoiler!

**lewdog** · 02-12-2016, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

Anybody who has listened to Heidi Klum speak for more than twenty seconds should have a hard time voting for her. know we're supposed to judge based on looks, but I can't do it. She's dumb.

That's called an accent, dickfore.

Heidi is very intelligent actually. Not sure where you would get any of what you just posted? Savvy businesswoman who has stayed in the game much longer than most. She's pretty funny as well.

**Rain Man** · 02-12-2016, 02:09 PM

The fact that some of you haven't seen From Dusk Till Dawn would explain why Salma isn't getting a full 100 percent of the vote.

**lewdog** · 02-12-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

The fact that some of you haven't seen From Dusk Till Dawn would explain why Salma isn't getting a full 100 percent of the vote.

Or they are racist. Very likely given CP's nature.

I love me some Salma. She's going to rank near the top throughout this competition for me. Glad to know you're aboard.

**LoneWolf** · 02-12-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

The fact that some of you haven't seen From Dusk Till Dawn would explain why Salma isn't getting a full 100 percent of the vote.

Dusk Till Dawn is just icing on the cake for me. Salma had me at Desperado.

Radar Chief · 02-12-2016, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

Salma had me at Desperado.

Same here, even if you get a better look at her goods in Frida still dig Desperado more.

**TimBone** · 02-12-2016, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

Dusk Till Dawn is just icing on the cake for me. Salma had me at Desperado.

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Originally Posted by Radar Chief

Same here, even if you get a better look at her goods in Frida still dig Desperado more.

Growing up without Internet porn, I believe I jerked it to a vhs copy of Desperado on a weekly basis for like three years straight.

**TimBone** · 02-12-2016, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog

That's called an accent, dickfore.

Heidi is very intelligent actually. Not sure where you would get any of what you just posted? Savvy businesswoman who has stayed in the game much longer than most. She's pretty funny as well.

I've listened to that girl talk and judge for three years straight in AGT. I don't give a **** how long she's stayed in the business. She's dumb.

View Poll Results: Which two female celebrities are the hottest?
Heidi Klum	70	41.42%
Salma Hayek	108	63.91%
Selena Gomez	37	21.89%
Naomi Watts	44	26.04%
Heather Locklear	58	34.32%
None. I might be gay.	2	1.18%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 169. You may not vote on this poll

02-11-2016, 07:24 PM
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	Hottest Female Celebrity Tournament - Round 1 - Heat 20 Okay, Everyone. Gather around. It’s time to start this tournament. We’re setting out to find out who Chiefsplanet will vote as the hottest female celebrity. Once we vote the nominees down to one final champion, perhaps we can contact her and find out if she’s interested in any action with such fine gentlemen such as ourselves. This is a large tournament, with a total of 115 entries. I tried to go a few different directions with the brackets and seeding, but in the end, random was best way to go. This will give us the best shot of having the powerhouses make the final polls. The first round will consist of 23 heats of 5 girls. In each heat, I ask that you vote for your favorite two girls that you believe should advance to round two. Theoretically, we want the votes to be based strictly upon looks. I will post the picture that was submitted with each nomination. That being said, users are permitted to lobby for their nominee with more pictures (including NSFW pictures, if posted with the correct NSFW tags). We will also have some wildcard heats at the end of certain rounds, so if your favorite celebrity gets eliminated, there is a chance she might get back in to the contest. That being said, this is my first contest of this size, so cut me some slack and roll with the punches. On to the girls! Vote for the two hottest girls in this heat, please. Heidi Klum Salma Hayek Selena Gomez Naomi Watts Heather Locklear
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