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Old 04-10-2017, 11:41 AM   Topic Starter
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frickin dog question
so, the son and his wife went to some kind of money managing class. they came up with a plan on how to get out of debt and build a new house(i'm 57 and never been out of debt). anyway, the main part of the plan is for them and the 3 grandkids to move in w/the wife and i. actually, no biggie...grandkids usually stay w/us every weekend, and we know they're going to get older and not want to come out as much. life.

so, they sell their house and move in w/us 2 weeks ago. everything seems to be working fine, except the 3 dogs they brought w/them. used to living in a fenced in yard and sleeping in the house. i've got 30 acres for them to run wherever they want, but they seem to be happiest laying on the wifes ****in patio furniture. holler, scream, shake a stupid can w/rocks in it(dumbest idea of all), to no avail. the wife went to town and bought some spray shit for $40 and sprayed it all over the furniture saturday. yesterday morning...yep, they're laying on the patio furniture. she sprayed it again, but i know they'll be back.

so...surely some of you guys/gals have experienced this before and have a solution besides antifreeze and/or bullets? they're pretty cool dogs, really, but the wife is driving me ****in nuts over this.

suggestions?
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Old 04-10-2017, 11:45 AM   #2
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Some friends used something similar to this to teach their dog to stay off the sofas. It worked well.

It's a plastic "pad" with blunted spikes to cause discomfort but not pain.



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Old 04-10-2017, 11:46 AM   #3
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Old 04-10-2017, 11:49 AM   #4
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Get a spray bottle with water in it and leave it there. Every time you see them on the furniture, spray them with it. They'll learn eventually.
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Old 04-10-2017, 02:44 PM   #5
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Get a spray bottle with water in it and leave it there. Every time you see them on the furniture, spray them with it. They'll learn eventually.
that doesnt work at all with my rott puppy. like AT ALL. she actually LIKES getting sprayed in the face with it.
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Old 04-10-2017, 02:47 PM   #6
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that doesnt work at all with my rott puppy. like AT ALL. she actually LIKES getting sprayed in the face with it.
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Old 04-11-2017, 09:06 AM   #7
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that doesnt work at all with my rott puppy. like AT ALL. she actually LIKES getting sprayed in the face with it.
I had a puppy that would bit his leash when we walked and otherwise make an ass of himself. I tried to put that pepper spray stuff on there and it just made him gnaw on it more. Turns out the damn dog loves spicy food and will just eat jalapenos off the plant out of my garden.

WTF kind of dog loves spicy food? Weird damn dog.
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Old 04-11-2017, 10:12 AM   #8
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I had a puppy that would bit his leash when we walked and otherwise make an ass of himself. I tried to put that pepper spray stuff on there and it just made him gnaw on it more. Turns out the damn dog loves spicy food and will just eat jalapenos off the plant out of my garden.

WTF kind of dog loves spicy food? Weird damn dog.
had a bulldog(same son and dil left w/me) that would go nuts around the weedeater. had scars across his nose from where he'd try to bite it while the wife was using it. he's buried in the back yard...been mowing around his grave for about 8 years.
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I had a puppy that would bit his leash when we walked and otherwise make an ass of himself. I tried to put that pepper spray stuff on there and it just made him gnaw on it more. Turns out the damn dog loves spicy food and will just eat jalapenos off the plant out of my garden.

WTF kind of dog loves spicy food? Weird damn dog.
One of my Dobermans liked to dig at one point in the same spot, which much to my horror was in the yard next to my sidewalk. I thought alright you goofy bastard I've got this.

I headed over to the dollar store and bought $20 worth of cayenne pepper. (20 five ounce bottles) I dumped everyone of them in that hole. I came out the next morning and the ****ing dog was eating it without a worry in the world.

Thankfully he has grown out of the hole digging stage.
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Get a spray bottle with water in it and leave it there. Every time you see them on the furniture, spray them with it. They'll learn eventually.
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Answer me this smart guy. If antifreeze is such a bad idea why is it in 90% of people's solutions when people post about problems they are having?
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Answer me this smart guy. If antifreeze is such a bad idea why is it in 90% of people's solutions when people post about problems they are having?
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