Mock Draft (1/20)

[Crush]

This mock makes baby Jeebus cry.

[Bewbies]

A mock that has us taking no QB's. Awesome.

[Anyong Bluth]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I think it should make you want to push Direckshun off a bridge in shark infested waters, but that's just me.

I'd say a majority of times your response posts have a bit too much vitriol for my personal taste, but this one just seems kind when put in perspective of the absurdity of the original mock draft post. I mean this mock draft resonates as the single worst speculative exposition on what the Chiefs will or should do by a Grand Canyon sized margin.

Just the assessment on the QB situation and moves alone is grounds for fear that Dshun is in need of immediate medical attention as he has clearly suffered what could only be assumed as a major stroke which has rendered his mental faculties at best only equal to a full-bore on reerun.

[Dayze]

Direckshun.....your words are hurtful.

[the Talking Can]

what's worse than rape?



this mock

[KCUnited]

This mock gave chiefscafan aids.

[Fat Elvis]

I'll put this in terms you can easily understand Direckshun because I like you: this is the George W. Bush of mock drafts.

[HemiEd]

I am not normally the guy that would critique a mock on this board, but are you ****ing insane?
Did you do this as a joke?

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

I should ban your ass for posting a stupid mock draft like this.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Worst ****ing mock, EVER.

I'm sure they will be 98 more, so hopefully by 100, you won't embarrass the **** out of yourself.

Originally Posted by Munson

This mock makes me want to jump off a bridge into shark infested waters.

Originally Posted by jjchieffan

I skimmed over it after seeing no qb so maybe I missed it, but I am assuming you are pulling for us to get Alex Smith at QB since u are passing on Geno Smith? Since when did you become a "true fan"?

Originally Posted by SNR

BTW, I know this mock is just one of Direckshun's experiments that he likes to do. He fancies himself something of a science fiction writer. Parallel universes and all that. This is the dystopian horror story of a Chiefs future that does not involve us taking a single goddamn QB in this draft and hanging onto Cassel like he's a reeruned sock monkey.

Good story, Direckshun. Can't wait to read the finished product. Now get us some good stuff, please

Originally Posted by Crush

This mock makes baby Jeebus cry.

Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth

I'd say a majority of times your response posts have a bit too much vitriol for my personal taste, but this one just seems kind when put in perspective of the absurdity of the original mock draft post. I mean this mock draft resonates as the single worst speculative exposition on what the Chiefs will or should do by a Grand Canyon sized margin.

Just the assessment on the QB situation and moves alone is grounds for fear that Dshun is in need of immediate medical attention as he has clearly suffered what could only be assumed as a major stroke which has rendered his mental faculties at best only equal to a full-bore on reerun.

Originally Posted by Dayze

Direckshun.....your words are hurtful.

Originally Posted by the Talking Can

what's worse than rape?

this mock

Originally Posted by KCUnited

This mock gave chiefscafan aids.

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis

I'll put this in terms you can easily understand Direckshun because I like you: this is the George W. Bush of mock drafts.

Originally Posted by HemiEd

I am not normally the guy that would critique a mock on this board, but are you ****ing insane?
Did you do this as a joke?

Hard not to love ChiefsPlanet.

[mnchiefsguy]

Worst mock draft ever. Even if this qb class is weak, the Chiefs spending exactly zero picks on a qb is not a reasonable assumption, giving how the new coach understands how important the qb is.

[htismaqe]

QB depth chart:

Alex Smith | Matt Cassel



No ****ing thanks!

[DaKCMan AP]

[The Bad Guy]

He shouldn't be allowed to make threads. Alex Smith isn't a free agent and if the Chiefs sign another garbage retread ill kill someone.

[NJChiefsFan]

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

He shouldn't be allowed to make threads. Alex Smith isn't a free agent and if the Chiefs sign another garbage retread ill kill someone.

I give you permission to kill me. If we don't draft one and have Alex Smith and Matt Cassel that is a horrible sign of things to come, not just in 2013. I don't see anyway we don't draft a QB somewhere in the draft.

[Sorter]

I love Direckshun but what in the **** did I just read in the OP?