Psycho ex-stories - Page 27

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst

MOhillbilly · 01-18-2006, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by gopeeking

You've BOTH got it wrong.

Strangle the bitch.

Buy a bag of lime.

Dig a hole in your backyard at about 1 am.

Put the body in the hole.

Cover the body with lime.

Cover the hole with dirt.

No evidence will ever be found.

Dig the hole and lime it in advance, and itll take more than one bag of lime.

Or if you like fire, old tires and pallets make a superhot blaze...but it will stink when its cooking from the inside out.
If done right there wont be anything left.

way2kalm · 01-18-2006, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

Ha ha. I actually forgot about her. I know I mentioned her as a "girlfriend" in the title, but I never really considered her a "girlfriend" per se, for I considered her to be a "bed buddy." We only went out for a couple of weeks, so I was very surprised to find her at my place that night. I honestly didn't think it was a big deal. Apparently, I'm learning late in life, women take this sh*t a whole lot more seriously than I had ever imagined.

So, what's up with the pictures you said you were going to post later if you don't get back with her? It's been almost a year.

Those asian girls can sure put it down, huh? I dated an asian girl for 4 1/2 years. She was a straight up freak. Needless to say, I sometimes miss the powerful sex drive she had.

sedated · 01-18-2006, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

She never did come out. I don't know what happened to her. And that was the last I ever saw of her....

Quote:

Originally Posted by gopeeking

Strangle the bitch.

Buy a bag of lime.

Dig a hole in your backyard at about 1 am.

Put the body in the hole.

Cover the body with lime.

Cover the hole with dirt.

No evidence will ever be found.

htismaqe · 01-18-2006, 01:35 PM

I read this thread title and wondered to myself what it must feel like to have been, at one time, a story...

**Bwana** · 01-19-2006, 08:48 PM

Good Gawd I dated a few crazy ones. Only one of them tried to kill me though...............****en bitch.

01-19-2006, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

I was once a pathetic ex, does that count? Dated a girl for a 2 years, though we were really close, I took her a bit for granted. She really suffered the final 9 months while I was at law school and she was back in K-ville in undergrad, missing me and all. So she decided to break it off when she went back to K-ville again. I stopped eating and lost 40 pounds in a month,

Can I get her number, please?

**CosmicPal** · 01-19-2006, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by way2kalm

So, what's up with the pictures you said you were going to post later if you don't get back with her? It's been almost a year.

I may have said that, but it's not going to happen. Besides, they are no longer on my cell phone.

**Skip Towne** · 01-19-2006, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

I may have said that, but it's not going to happen. Besides, they are no longer on my cell phone.

Oh, you're going to piss backward huh? Neg rep.

way2kalm · 01-20-2006, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

I may have said that, but it's not going to happen. Besides, they are no longer on my cell phone.

BOOOOOO!!!!!

Katipan · 01-20-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Not to change the topic, but Bob Dole would really like to have those socks back.

They're a little crusty right now.

**Baby Lee** · 01-20-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Except your wool socks. And your toothbrush. And any semblance of being rational.

You're supposed to be the man, damnit. Quit crying.

- Endelt. . . Bringing the wood? Or sucking up for some quality Mer time?

**Baby Lee** · 01-20-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Can I come?

Not in the face!!

Katipan · 01-20-2006, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Can I come?

I'm not sure if he uses an electric toothbrush.

CoMoChief · 01-20-2006, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

That's taking a big chance, don't you think?

Better to dismember the body and put each part in a separate trash bag, then drop each bag in a different Dumpster around town.

Or you could just chop her up and eat her, which is by far the BEST way to get rid of evidence. The football coach from the movie "Saving Silverman" taught me that.

**Skip Towne** · 01-20-2006, 12:31 PM

Ah, yes, another Endelt monologue. I love those.

01-17-2006, 11:49 AM
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Psycho ex-stories I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous. How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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01-18-2006, 01:35 PM	#394
htismaqe 'Tis my eye! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $10269900	I read this thread title and wondered to myself what it must feel like to have been, at one time, a story...
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01-19-2006, 08:48 PM	#395
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139493647	Good Gawd I dated a few crazy ones. Only one of them tried to kill me though...............****en bitch. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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01-20-2006, 12:31 PM	#405
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	Ah, yes, another Endelt monologue. I love those.
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