Poop Better think twice before giving that wet willie. - Page 2

**luv** · 08-12-2015, 03:42 PM

http://wtnh.com/2015/08/05/man-arres...d-a-wet-willy/

SHELTON, Conn. (WTNH) — A 34-year-old man was arrested in Shelton on Tuesday after allegedly giving a four-year-old child a wet willy.

Police say Michael Migani stuck his finger in his mouth, then put it in the child’s ear in the presence of the boy’s mother. They say the boy was playing with his mother in the waiting room of a Center Street business when the incident happened.

According to authorities, Migani fled in his car when the mother and staff confronted him. Officers later stopped him.

Migani is charged with second-degree reckless endangerment and second-degree breach of peace. He was released on $500 bond and is due in Derby Superior Court on August 19.

**SAUTO** · 08-12-2015, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Baconeater

That's really the most appropriate consequence for something like this. I'm not thinking a fine and possibly some jail time is going to send the proper message to this guy.

Nope. I'm sure someone would have probably called the cops but it wouldn't have been me, and it wouldn't have been over anything he did. then I would have looked at my child and told them to never stick their finger in anything that didn't ask for it or they might end up wishing someone had only kicked their ass.

Life lesson #1257

**SAUTO** · 08-12-2015, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

Studies show that 100% of people on the Internet would totally kick everyone's asses if someone did something bad to them in real life.

Studies show Sauto actually does what he talks about.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 08-12-2015, 06:37 PM

pussification of America. Administered by weirdos apparently.

MIAdragon · 08-12-2015, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

Studies show that 100% of people on the Internet would totally kick everyone's asses if someone did something bad to them in real life.

Touch my child and yes, will hurt you badly.

Hoopsdoc · 08-12-2015, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon

Touch my child and yes, will hurt you badly.

This, but it will more than likely be my wife doing the hurting. She's mean as a snake and a helicopter mom to boot.

displacedinMN · 08-12-2015, 07:27 PM

Gross. kick his ass.

Hootie · 08-12-2015, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy

By the looks of that picture they missed another charge DUI.

Was he driving when giving the kid a wet willie?

ThaVirus · 08-12-2015, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

Studies show that 100% of people on the Internet would totally kick everyone's asses if someone did something bad to them in real life.

Seriously.

"Give my kid a wet willie and they'll only have BODY PARTS to arrest!!!!"

ghak99 · 08-12-2015, 08:09 PM

That's just nasty.

Kids are dirty little creatures, no way I'd stick my finger in some little random boogger picker's ear.

**wazu** · 08-12-2015, 08:45 PM

It's difficult to assess and judge purely by the story. I definitely agree that this is something that is an absolute no-go, but the severity of the offense does depend on context. Was this out of nowhere? Or was there otherwise harmless interaction going on between bored people in a waiting room? Even if it's a slap on the wrist for this guy the real punishment will be the judgement of the masses that he is some kind of sicko.

Fairplay · 08-12-2015, 08:58 PM

That avatar is creepy luv

Pablo · 08-12-2015, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Seriously.

"Give my kid a wet willie and they'll only have BODY PARTS to arrest!!!!"

I'll go get the machete out of my trunk. I'll cut this guy's dick off then stuff it in his mouth, then behead the mother****er if he touches my special snow flake. I'll take his ID out, drive to his house and put his poodle in the oven after that!

Eleazar · 08-12-2015, 10:18 PM

Crazy sure, but if the kid didn't catch anything or whatever... an ass kicking would probably be fair enough for this.

**srvy** · 08-12-2015, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Was he driving when giving the kid a wet willie?

No but he was pulled over driving and arrested. The looks of that mugshot the guy was ****ed up out of his gord it appears.

**wazu** · 08-12-2015, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

I'll go get the machete out of my trunk. I'll cut this guy's dick off then stuff it in his mouth, then behead the mother****er if he touches my special snow flake. I'll take his ID out, drive to his house and put his poodle in the oven after that!

No jury would convict you.

08-12-2015, 03:42 PM
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6159600	Better think twice before giving that wet willie. http://wtnh.com/2015/08/05/man-arres...d-a-wet-willy/ SHELTON, Conn. (WTNH) — A 34-year-old man was arrested in Shelton on Tuesday after allegedly giving a four-year-old child a wet willy. Police say Michael Migani stuck his finger in his mouth, then put it in the child’s ear in the presence of the boy’s mother. They say the boy was playing with his mother in the waiting room of a Center Street business when the incident happened. According to authorities, Migani fled in his car when the mother and staff confronted him. Officers later stopped him. Migani is charged with second-degree reckless endangerment and second-degree breach of peace. He was released on $500 bond and is due in Derby Superior Court on August 19.
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08-12-2015, 07:27 PM	#21
displacedinMN It was not a fair catch Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Correcting papers Casino cash: $2792630	Gross. kick his ass. __________________ #investigatecarlcheffers
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08-12-2015, 08:09 PM	#24
ghak99 MVP Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $1772250	That's just nasty. Kids are dirty little creatures, no way I'd stick my finger in some little random boogger picker's ear.
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08-12-2015, 08:45 PM	#25
wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $2052295 VARSITY	It's difficult to assess and judge purely by the story. I definitely agree that this is something that is an absolute no-go, but the severity of the offense does depend on context. Was this out of nowhere? Or was there otherwise harmless interaction going on between bored people in a waiting room? Even if it's a slap on the wrist for this guy the real punishment will be the judgement of the masses that he is some kind of sicko.
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08-12-2015, 08:58 PM	#26
Fairplay A certain set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: texas Casino cash: $10026683 VARSITY	That avatar is creepy luv
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08-12-2015, 10:18 PM	#28
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	Crazy sure, but if the kid didn't catch anything or whatever... an ass kicking would probably be fair enough for this.
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