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Old 02-25-2017, 11:56 PM  
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Hypothetical: Enter the witness protection program here.
State your interest and I will assign you a new life, along with that of your real or hypothetical spouse.

Here's mine:

Male name: BRYON
Female name: PAMELA
Surname: BARLOW
Location: Winnebago County, Iowa
Male occupation: Audio-Visual and Multimedia Collections Specialists
Annual Salary: $39,500
Female occupation: Tellers
Annual Salary: $31,700
Your Main Hobby: Astrology
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Skiing

I wish they had assigned me a first name with a standard spelling, but my new job sounds okay. Kind of a cold place to live, though.
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Old 02-27-2017, 01:18 PM   #91
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We think you'll be safe in rural Wisconsin working in a bank. Your only risk is if they connect your new name to the Three skit with attorneys.

Male name: KENDRICK
Female name: TRACEY
Surname: CHEATHAM
Location: Barron County, Wisconsin
Male occupation: Tellers
Annual Salary: $22,100
Female occupation: Wholesale and Retail Buyers, Except Farm Products
Annual Salary: $59,200
Your Main Hobby: Cryptography
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Auto racing
Sounds pretty nice actually. Winters are going to suck, though. Northwestern Wisconsin cannot be good...





And...yeah. Average is 15 degrees in January, 17 in February. The low is -31 and -24 respectively.

http://www.areavibes.com/barron-wi/weather/


Ah well, hopefully the missus will keep me warm after the Nascar events get her all excited.
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Old 02-27-2017, 01:26 PM   #92
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Old 02-27-2017, 01:40 PM   #93
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You probably work at Winnebago industries...Hope you enjoy building RV and campers.
Here, you've got 4 things to do...fish, ski, ice fish and snowmobile

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You're busted immediately. You're not Amish and you're not one of 4 typical surnames. You can enjoy quality outdoor activity, avoiding Amish buggies in traffic and avoiding buggies on your way to fish or hunt.

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Old 02-27-2017, 01:52 PM   #94
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Ok, I really need to disappear before the Bubi drug lords catch up with me. Help!
Yours may need some work. The first place the drug lords will look is for pharmacy workers in New Mexico. Hopefully your wife can protect you while you're teaching your kids to make candles.

Male name: MARTY
Female name: ANGELA
Surname: BOOHER
Location: Sandoval County, New Mexico
Male occupation: Special Education Teachers, Secondary School
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Old 02-27-2017, 01:57 PM   #95
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Combined salary of $52,600 in Nantucket. Presumably they live in a doghouse, or else their housing is paid for by the Feds.

Your summers will rock, your winters will SUCK, and you will really enjoy the seafood, if you can actually afford it.
Well, shit! I didn't know about the local costs and I don't even like seafood.
Making 17k a year sucks!
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Old 02-27-2017, 02:03 PM   #96
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Old 02-27-2017, 02:07 PM   #97
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Old 02-27-2017, 02:09 PM   #98
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Well, shit! I didn't know about the local costs and I don't even like seafood.
Making 17k a year sucks!



As of 2011 Nantucket was the most expensive county in the entire US for average home value.

http://www.bizjournals.com/bizjourna...t-housing.html

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Nantucket Island is a playground for the well-to-do, a status that's confirmed by its housing values.

The typical house in Nantucket County, Mass., is worth more than $1 million, according to the latest figures from the U.S. Census Bureau's American Community Survey. The median value of homes on the island is officially listed as $1,000,001, which is as high as the ACS goes. The actual figure is probably higher.

Nantucket is the only U.S. county with a median house value expressed in seven digits. The runners-up are Marin County, Calif. (a San Francisco suburb), at $880,000, and New York County, N.Y. (better known as Manhattan), at $800,400.

Basically, you live like a complete pauper surrounded by the ultra-wealthy on vacation during summer, and by frozen seagulls and perhaps the odd migrating penguin in winter.

And since it's an actual island, with no bridge to the mainland, even ordinary groceries are stupid expensive. Good luck my friend!
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Old 02-27-2017, 02:13 PM   #99
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State your interest and I will assign you a new life, along with that of your real or hypothetical spouse.

Here's mine:

Male name: BRYON
Female name: PAMELA
Surname: BARLOW
Location: Winnebago County, Iowa
Male occupation: Audio-Visual and Multimedia Collections Specialists
Annual Salary: $39,500
Female occupation: Tellers
Annual Salary: $31,700
Your Main Hobby: Astrology
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Skiing

I wish they had assigned me a first name with a standard spelling, but my new job sounds okay. Kind of a cold place to live, though.
Do me do me!

Winnebago, by Sioux City Iowa. I know all about that place.
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Old 02-27-2017, 02:15 PM   #100
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Female occupation: Entertainers and Performers, Sports and Related Workers, All Other
Annual Salary: $24,000
Your Main Hobby: Crocheting
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Drawing
My wife hates her job and measly pay (and the fact that I sit around crocheting all evening) and called Joey "Bag of Donuts" Gambino and told him where we are. I need out of here in a hurry!
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Old 02-27-2017, 02:15 PM   #101
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Yours may need some work. The first place the drug lords will look is for pharmacy workers in New Mexico. Hopefully your wife can protect you while you're teaching your kids to make candles.

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almost got our occupations reversed. And who knew teachers got paid so well in New Mexico? Sign me up.
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Old 02-27-2017, 02:34 PM   #102
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This sounds like fun.
Other than having to change your husband's name to Theron, you might want to go ahead and annoy the mafia just to get this life. It sounds pretty good if you can enjoy the work. Plus, geocaching and archery sound fun.

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Female occupation: Computer and Information Systems Managers
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Old 02-27-2017, 02:36 PM   #103
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Take me away from all this...
We're going to kill two birds with one stone (metaphorically - physically it's the opposite). We're moving you to the Pacific Northwest with orders to save the Spotted Owl.

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Winnebago, by Sioux City Iowa. I know all about that place.
Laramie is a nice place. You might enjoy it. But then again, your new hobby may indicate that you don't appreciate a good challenge.

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Old 02-27-2017, 02:40 PM   #105
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My wife hates her job and measly pay (and the fact that I sit around crocheting all evening) and called Joey "Bag of Donuts" Gambino and told him where we are. I need out of here in a hurry!
If you mess that one up, you're going to get saddled with the name "Young Zucker" in Appalachia, so you should really try to make it work.

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