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Then it's still accurate, and you're an asshole with a cat.
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10-26-2016, 11:20 AM | #4 |
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We have a cat (he's an asshole) that has figured out how to unroll/shred even when it's under. We've had to start shutting the door.
We have another cat that's figured out how to open doors. So cat #2 opens the door; cat #1 shred the toilet paper. |
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About five years ago my cat went after the TP for the first time. He had just walked out of the bathroom when I found the shredded roll. So I grabbed the roll and walked around the house, shutting all of the doors so that he was trapped in either the kitchen or the living room. Then I calmly walked around the house throwing the shredded roll of TP at him as I hard as I could. He flew around at top speed, hiding wherever he could, but there really aren't any decent cat hiding places in my house. I did this for probably about 20 minutes. He left the TP alone for a good six months after that. When he did it a 2nd time I repeated the process. Over the next few years I did that to him maybe four or five times. I think it has now been well over a year and a half since he's touched it. See? You can train a cat. |
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