Attention K-Mart Shoppers!

[gblowfish]

Blue Light Special on Fertilizer! Guaranteed Fresh!

A woman who returned items to a Kmart in Racine, Wisconsin, is accused of leaving something behind not on her receipt: A big pile of her own poop.

Melissa Jacobson, 49, was arrested on Monday after she allegedly snuck behind a store cash register and defecated in a box of security tags, JournalTimes.com reports.

Security footage showed a woman, who authorities later identified as Jacobson, answering nature's call around 10:22 a.m. The footage also showed her reaching for paper towels beneath the counter when she was done. Then she went back to the customer service desk, according to The Smoking Gun.

Jacobson completed her return and exited the retailer.

According to the footage, Jacobson was wearing a shirt with a dump truck on it and the phrase, "dropping a load."

By 12:50 p.m., employees starting noticing the strange odor around the register and discovered the "poo light special" in the box, which was also soaked with urine.

At that point, officers were called to the scene.

One worker told investigators that Jacobson was a regular customer who "should know where the public restrooms are located.” Another employee said the suspect did not appear to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol or in any special need to go to the bathroom, according to the police complaint.

Kmart employees gave officers Jacobson's address from the forms used when she returned merchandise.

When they went to the house, they met a woman who identified herself as Melissa Jacobson wearing the same pants, tennis shoes and "dropping a load" shirt seen on the surveillance footage, RacineUncovered.org reports.

Jacobson denied pooping at the Kmart, even after she was told about the footage. Officers said she resisted their attempts to take her into custody.

Jacobson was charged with three misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct, resisting an officer and obstructing an officer, according to JournalTimes.com.

She is free on $500 bond and is scheduled for an April 30 pre-trial conference, but The Smoking Gun notes that part of her bond condition requires to have no contact with Kmart.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...ushpmg00000022

[loochy]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

You go a week without pooping and see how happy you are at the end

i would explode

im a 2 a dayer

[Beef Supreme]

There is a rash of "women pooping in public videos" going on. I blame Jamie Lee Curtis.

[MMXcalibur]

Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats.

Looks like the type of person who would shop at a KMart.

[Dayze]

And the type of person who would shit in a box behind a cash register at a Kmart.

[Hydrae]

I think the funniest part has to be the "dumping a load" shirt.

[seclark]

maybe she was just returning a bad burrito.
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[stumppy]

She's a sniffer......look at that face, it's she's been sniffing loads for so long it's stuck like that.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by BigChiefTablet

There is a rash of "women pooping in public videos" going on. I blame Jamie Lee Curtis.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

You mean that's illegal ???

Was that wrong?

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by kepp

Nick Manning approved!!

[BullJunkandIron]

Would

Would twice if there was splatter

I call bullshit I want to see the official K-Mart Scorecard for Kaw Kaw in our store Art Decor

[AndChiefs]

The bigger news here is that someone was in Kmart.

[DJJasonp]

not gonna lie....."poo light special" made me LOL!

[Baby Lee]

Bump

[lewdog]

So nice it happened twice.