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View Poll Results: What's the best thing about Friday night? | |||
Driving around and reporting drivers that I think might be drunk. | 0 | 0% | |
It signifies the end of another week of huge success and accomplishment. | 3 | 6.98% | |
Frozen yogurt machine at the mall’s food court gets cleaned on Thursdays | 0 | 0% | |
More time to go to the park and throw Frisbees at dogs. | 2 | 4.65% | |
Two days coming up where I can post on chiefsplanet for 10+ hours. | 1 | 2.33% | |
The sun goes down later on Fridays, which keeps the extremity-eating night demons away. | 1 | 2.33% | |
Better selection of hookers down on the corner. | 1 | 2.33% | |
Better selection of johns when I’m hooking down on the corner. | 1 | 2.33% | |
I get to catch up on my Crazy Horse sculpture | 0 | 0% | |
I get to crossdress and go out to the bars to destroy the psyches of unobservant men. | 1 | 2.33% | |
Police patrols decrease. | 0 | 0% | |
Lots of extra time to pleasure myself. | 0 | 0% | |
All those people I watch through my binoculars seem to be having lots of fun. | 0 | 0% | |
My spouse performs a certain sexual act tonight if I take her out to dinner. | 1 | 2.33% | |
The kids next door are more likely to throw their ball in my yard, which means I get a free ball. | 1 | 2.33% | |
I can really explore the question, “Who IS Mike Catapano, really?” | 2 | 4.65% | |
If it’s the 13th I can go out and kill people as long as I’m wearing a hockey mask. | 0 | 0% | |
One week closer to parole. | 2 | 4.65% | |
I go out to the disco and I dance with total abandon, just like Travolta did in Grease, Saturday Night Fever, and Pulp Fiction.. | 0 | 0% | |
The scorchingly hot ABC Friday night TV lineup. | 0 | 0% | |
Two straight days of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vidda | 0 | 0% | |
I can take time to really read and carefully consider all of the poll options. | 2 | 4.65% | |
I get to take the t-tops off, let my mullet flow, and drink Pabst out in the parking lot. | 0 | 0% | |
The magic wallaby appears on Fridays to take me to his mystical land. | 0 | 0% | |
It’s only three days until Monday, when I can start another work week! | 0 | 0% | |
Rape (SNR option) | 1 | 2.33% | |
More time to continue my search for Mr. Blond. | 1 | 2.33% | |
I have an excuse for humming that Rebecca Black song all day. | 0 | 0% | |
I get to take the clothespins off my nipples. | 1 | 2.33% | |
It’s payday, which means that I can keep the bookies from breaking one or more bones for another week. | 0 | 0% | |
When I get quietly and desperately drunk, I don’t have to get up early the next morning. | 2 | 4.65% | |
I get to make International Date Line jokes whenever people mention that it’s Friday. | 0 | 0% | |
Gorillas in the mist. | 0 | 0% | |
It’s Offal Night at the fish market. | 0 | 0% | |
Two days is just enough time to jet to Paris. | 0 | 0% | |
Gives me time to consider whether Fisher or Albert should play the left side. | 0 | 0% | |
More time to spend in my Lamborghini with my beautiful porn star girlfriend/wife | 1 | 2.33% | |
I can count one more week where I didn’t snap. | 6 | 13.95% | |
The Night Lights. | 0 | 0% | |
Key party down at the Denny’s. | 1 | 2.33% | |
The clothes spinning at the laundromat have a pleasurably hypnotic effect. | 0 | 0% | |
I can get into my video collection and watch reruns of the Chiefs’ 2012 season over and over and over. | 0 | 0% | |
For two days I’m a child again, wading in creeks and climbing trees and camping. | 1 | 2.33% | |
Everyone else goes home at 5 giving me more quiet time at the office. | 0 | 0% | |
Strippers seem to have more verve on the weekends. | 1 | 2.33% | |
It’s one day closer to the sweet release of death. | 3 | 6.98% | |
It’s Housecleaning and Heroin night. | 2 | 4.65% | |
Gives me more time to write that novel that I have in my head but not yet on paper. | 1 | 2.33% | |
I use an eight-day calendar, so Fridays are only special once every seven weeks. | 0 | 0% | |
There’s really nothing special about Fridays | 4 | 9.30% | |
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05-03-2013, 08:17 PM | #24 |
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Listening to eight track tape of "Smoke On the Water" ?
Ok, forget that.
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