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Old 11-14-2014, 12:41 PM  
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Please help me understand.
I was grabbing lunch, and I overhear a man behind me say, "That's when the possum showed up and we became friends."

I thought it was a punchline of a joke I missed, but no one laughed.
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:19 PM   #31
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...and I say, I says, I say..."DO ya love me"? and she says, "No! but that's a real nice ski mask"!
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:21 PM   #32
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...and I say, I says, I say..."DO ya love me"? and she says, "No! but that's a real nice ski mask"!
"I don't get it..."

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Old 11-14-2014, 01:21 PM   #33
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:23 PM   #34
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Maybe he was talking about a Beverly Hillbilly or Dukes of Hazzard episode.

Or he read the the Mary Jane thread and sampled some of the suggestions.
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:23 PM   #35
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Maybe he was friends with George Jones.
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:26 PM   #36
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:26 PM   #37
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I was grabbing lunch, and I overhear a man behind me say, "That's when the possum showed up and we became friends."

I thought it was a punchline of a joke I missed, but no one laughed.
This still makes no sense to me.

What were you wearing at the time?

Was David Bowie playing in the background?

You're not really giving us a lot to work with here...
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:31 PM   #39
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:32 PM   #41
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Maybe he was friends with George Jones.
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This still makes no sense to me.

What were you wearing at the time?

Was David Bowie playing in the background?

You're not really giving us a lot to work with here...
I realize I have no context. For some "color" on the scene, when I was able to look at the table where the line came from, the two gentlemen were wearing camouflage hats and boots. One was wearing flannel, the other wearing an Alabama "Roll Tide" shirt. I have reason to believe the man who became friends with the 'possum is named "Carl." They were both mid- to late-20s in age.
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Old 11-14-2014, 01:34 PM   #43
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I realize I have no context. For some "color" on the scene, when I was able to look at the table where the line came from, the two gentlemen were wearing camouflage hats and boots. One was wearing flannel, the other wearing an Alabama "Roll Tide" shirt. I have reason to believe the man who became friends with the 'possum is named "Carl." They were both mid- to late-20s in age.
So, I am thinking they were hunting, because of the camo hats and boots. And the possum skared up some game for them.
So they became friends
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