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Old 11-26-2014, 11:34 AM  
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The worst thing family does on holidays...
Just interested in things family, in-laws, friends do to meals on Thanksgiving holidays?

Is it packaged gravy mix? Boxed stuffing? Burned turkey?

I've got a few... my father-in-law goes all out. From scratch everything. Except he throws the turkey drippings down the sink and makes McCormick's packaged gravy.

But that's not even the worst. He microwaves his turkey. Not even kidding. It's horrifying. But to be fair, it doesn't taste as bad as it sounds.
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Old 11-26-2014, 01:06 PM   #61
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I wish that was the case; but that's really what my wife grew up eating. I don't get it, mostly because we had a garden, cellar and way too many potatoes growing up. I don't think anyone ever made me instant potatoes in my life before I met her family.

Just serve a nice dinner of Carl Buddig turkey slices, instant mashed potatoes, canned green beans and canned cranberry sauce while you're at it.

Hey, hey, HEY don't be dissing the cranberry jello can looking thing.
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Old 11-26-2014, 01:07 PM   #62
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we used to get that sort of business, except 'when are you guys having a baby" etc.
for YEARS.

finally one day, after quite a few martinis, wine, and beer, I looked up just long enough from stuffing my face, to say (which a mouthful of food....and staring at my plate)

"nah....can't. Doc said somethin's wrong with my semen" . then continued to eat.

literally has never been brought up again. I'm not sure if it's because i was serious or not...but I don't care. #worthit

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Yeah, that's a fun game.

My wife and I have been married a year; so the baby talk will only grow with each passing holiday. I expect Christmas of next year is the real boiling point if we haven't got a baby cooking by then.
This is awesome. I hadn't even really thought about the fact the kid thing is next. gonna disappoint a lot because neither myself or my ol lady wants kids.
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The thing I hate the most is that my FIL has some old style dentures and has to eat all slow so they don't fly out. After we're all done, we just sit there listening to him gnaw away at a plate gone cold and Fox News blasting in the background.
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Old 11-26-2014, 01:13 PM   #64
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The thing I hate the most is that my FIL has some old style dentures and has to eat all slow so they don't fly out. After we're all done, we just sit there listening to him gnaw away at a plate gone cold and Fox News blasting in the background.
You get to have a Mike Brown Thanksgiving Special.

Lucky guy.
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You get to have a Mike Brown Thanksgiving Special.

Lucky guy.
Did Obama abandon his plan to kill all the christians with ebola so the illegal immigrants have a place to live?
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Did Obama abandon his plan to kill all the christians with ebola so the illegal immigrants have a place to live?
I heard he plans to put ebola packets inside of every grocery store ham so the Mooslims can thrive and take over.

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Old 11-26-2014, 01:18 PM   #67
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well, lets see. Lumpy gravy, green bean casserole with canned beans, box stuffing, some crappy jello concoction with oranges, apples, and marshmallows, that is about it.

I'm doing a small meal for my family on Friday that will be real food.
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You get to have a Mike Brown Thanksgiving Special.

Lucky guy.
We've already been advised not to bring up the bullet hole in old school big screen tv cabinet my FIL capped while cleaning his hand cannon.
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You get to have a Mike Brown Thanksgiving Special.

Lucky guy.
I won't have to listen to Fox News.....but I'll get to hear my Dad bitch about Obama the entire day.
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We've already been advised not to bring up the bullet hole in old school big screen tv cabinet my FIL capped while cleaning his hand cannon.


Sometimes you're just watching news coverage, and it gets you all worked up into a froth and you need to clean your guns because you're scared. Sounds reasonable.
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My sister-in-law shows up. Worst thing on Thanksgiving.
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There will be Stove-Top served at my MIL's meal. I don't mind that. I actually prefer it to the soggy bread pudding style dressing my grandma usually makes.
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We've already been advised not to bring up the bullet hole in old school big screen tv cabinet my FIL capped while cleaning his hand cannon.

I envision a table full of people, eating in silence. only the subtle, muted clanking of silverware hitting the plates. each person, quickly making eye contact with one another, then averting their eyes. all of whom are desperately wanting to ask the question of 'whappened to the TV".

when the FIL askes someone to pass the gravy, a family member reaches for it, while the others make eye contact with them - 'nudging' them with their eye movement to ask the question. as the FIL reaches for the gravy, they see the family member begin to open their mouth. All eating stops as they wait for 'the question', only to be disappointed with the question of "...so, the carpets look nice. Did you have them cleaned".


...then the subtle, mute clanking of silverware to plate continues.
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I won't have to listen to Fox News.....but I'll get to hear my Dad bitch about Obama the entire day.
we might have the same dad.
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