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10-05-2014, 11:45 PM | #31 |
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She blocked your number as well as your Facebook and Instagram?
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10-05-2014, 11:47 PM | #32 |
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Blocking is so 20ish. Sounds like you've moved on. She'll have to earn her way back. That could be fun.
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10-05-2014, 11:49 PM | #33 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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End the relationship immediately, de-clutter your life as much as possible, and put your extra energy towards passing the necessary exams for your job.
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10-05-2014, 11:50 PM | #34 |
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Here let me pile some shit into your pity party, Billay:
Last week I spent two wonderful days with my family in Springfield before coming home. Wednesday I was driving someone to the airport and the check engine light came on. I made it to the airport, but the car wouldn't start up again after that. I had to get a tow from the airport. That cost me $80. The driver dropped me off at Target. I had to go to Target because I had lost the wireless dongle to my keyboard at my grandmother's house. So I needed a new keyboard. That cost me $50. Not having a car, I was fine with walking home. But then the heavens opened and KC got that huge ****ing monsoon. I bought a poncho to go with my keyboard so I could walk home in that shit. Another $6. I was ****ing miserable, but I knew the next day would be better because surely my mechanic could fix my car. They started working on it first thing, so I grabbed a taxi out there so I would be there when it was ready. The taxi driver didn't rape me so I figured the day was going pretty good. I waited around a few hours and got some work done on my laptop while the mechanic worked on my car. I waited a few more hours. Finally he tells me he has no idea what's wrong and I should probably get it towed to a Jeep dealership, since it's a Jeep, and they aren't idiots like him. Then I had to wait TWO HOURS for a tow. Then the Jeep dealership tells me they can't get to my car until Monday. My whole ****ing day was shot and I didn't get home until 6:30. Still, the second taxi driver didn't anally violate me so, not bad. Taxi fare for the day: $35. Anyway, all this shit was sucking major ass. But I knew I would cheer up when I talked with my girlfriend Sunday morning. We do online brunch since she currently lives in another state. I bought a new mic and cam just for her: $11. Brunch was going great, and I told her I couldn't wait to see her when I fly out next week. The plane ticket was expensive but I don't care, she's awesome. Then she tells me that she doesn't want me to fly out and can't "do this anymore." Whatever that means. So now I'm stuck with a $362 plane ticket I can wipe my ass with. So I had a really shitty week, bro. Total cost of my shitty week: $544 + whatever the Jeep dealership rapes me for on repairs tomorrow. What I have to show for it: On the bright side I wasn't raped by any taxi cab drivers.
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Now I'm going to stay home and beat off and hope my Jeep doesn't break.
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10-06-2014, 12:07 AM | #40 |
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Your 362$ ticket wasn't to STS in the wine country by chance?
I will make love to you
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10-06-2014, 12:10 AM | #41 |
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The really funny part is that I got back on a dating site tonight. I instantly saw a girl I once went out with and spent $75 on a first date and never heard from again.
Women and cars, total money pits. I should chop off my balls and go live in the jungle.
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10-06-2014, 12:11 AM | #42 |
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Damn. What a twatsicle. Sorry, man. That really sucks. Where was the destination? Nothing at all you'd like to do in that area? Also, did you take this chick to New Orleans a while back?
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10-06-2014, 12:12 AM | #44 |
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Let's run a tag team on your wife, she'll never know the difference.
Assuming you have a 12 incher.
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Seems like a waste for that ticket to not get used.
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