Poop Is a Good Singing Voice in a Woman a Turn-on? - Page 3

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-30-2014, 09:42 PM

It's obvious that women value it in men (hence, rock cretins and their supermodel wives), but I never thought a woman's voice could make a difference in a level of her attractiveness.

As an example: To me, Katy Perry would be less attractive if she had the voice of an opera singer but a chest two cup sizes smaller.

I thought this was standard operating procedure for most guys--maybe it is, perhaps it's not--I hadn't put a ton of thought into it.

And then I heard Kristen Bell sing.

Although I always found her cuteiful, she climbed to near the Portman echelon of hotness for me after hearing her voice.

What about you? Does voice increase hotness, or is it a non-factor?

cosmo20002 · 04-30-2014, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by rico

Not even if they show off their singing voice suckage all the damn time because they think sound good, but in reality, sound like ass-ventriloquists? It's a huge indicator of a total dumbass in my opinion...or someone who is a dreamer to the point of being straight up delusional.

That's more of a personality issue. Like you said--indicator of a dumbass/delusional.

rico · 04-30-2014, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002

Fap away...

Dude, I just fapped so hard, I have boils on my palms. We are supposed to be fapping to our most memorable sex dreams that we've dreamt, right?

rico · 04-30-2014, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002

That's more of a personality issue. Like you said--indicator of a dumbass/delusional.

I dated this girl who tried like whoa to get me into Ray Lamontangue. Her attempts were unsuccessful for while she would play this guy's stuff for me, she would sing over him...and she SUCKED ASS... And she did this to basically every song from any artist that she played for me. She was so bad, she ruined some songs for me. And I sure as shit won't even give Ray Lamontangue a chance now.

cosmo20002 · 05-01-2014, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by rico

I dated this girl who tried like whoa to get me into Ray Lamontangue. Her attempts were unsuccessful for while she would play this guy's stuff for me, she would sing over him...and she SUCKED ASS... And she did this to basically every song from any artist that she played for me. She was so bad, she ruined some songs for me. And I sure as shit won't even give Ray Lamontangue a chance now.

Me either, and I don't even know who that is. But if I hear him now I'll just be thinking about your old girl's singing and Ray Lamontangue has now been ruined for me too.

el borracho · 05-01-2014, 12:09 AM

I'm not sure "turn-on" is the right description but a woman that can sing is much more alluring than a woman that cannot sing.

booger · 05-01-2014, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

being from St Joseph nothing gets my sperm blaster going at mountain dew code red speed more than the chick from Garbage on a meth binge.

The chick in the that sings at about 2:15 on in this vid is right up your ally then

booger · 05-01-2014, 12:38 AM

Good song but when she hits the high notes on the word 'floor' I would have no choice but to punch her in the throat

booger · 05-01-2014, 12:52 AM

if her cervix was on fire i would blast it with my hose with so much PSI she couldn't sit down for weeks

**007** · 05-01-2014, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

if her cervix was on fire i would blast it with my hose with so much PSI she couldn't sit down for weeks

booger · 05-01-2014, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002

Fap away...

It's not that bad if you put a pillow case on yer head while whacking it to her

booger · 05-01-2014, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru

She's got some sexy moves don't she!

**007** · 05-01-2014, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

She's got some sexy moves don't she!

That too. heh
I had never even heard of her before you posted that. Might have to check out more of her music.

booger · 05-01-2014, 01:16 AM

She's German. I've seen her sing that song and others on YouTube in German. Guessing she may be catholic. Seems like she could be wild in the sack. I'd let her bop my bishop any day!

**007** · 05-01-2014, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

She's German. I've seen her sing that song and others on YouTube in German. Guessing she may be catholic. Seems like she could be wild in the sack. I'd let her bop my bishop any day!

just checked some of her songs on amazon. not quite as striking as how she sings Preacher Man.

listopencil · 05-01-2014, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by booger

if her cervix was on fire i would blast it with my hose with so much PSI she couldn't sit down for weeks

Yeah, OK, but:

04-30-2014, 09:42 PM
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8009572	Is a Good Singing Voice in a Woman a Turn-on? It's obvious that women value it in men (hence, rock cretins and their supermodel wives), but I never thought a woman's voice could make a difference in a level of her attractiveness. As an example: To me, Katy Perry would be less attractive if she had the voice of an opera singer but a chest two cup sizes smaller. I thought this was standard operating procedure for most guys--maybe it is, perhaps it's not--I hadn't put a ton of thought into it. And then I heard Kristen Bell sing. Although I always found her cuteiful, she climbed to near the Portman echelon of hotness for me after hearing her voice. What about you? Does voice increase hotness, or is it a non-factor?
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05-01-2014, 12:09 AM	#35
el borracho In Pat We Trust Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Albuquerque, NM Casino cash: $6399148	I'm not sure "turn-on" is the right description but a woman that can sing is much more alluring than a woman that cannot sing.
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05-01-2014, 12:38 AM	#37
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1528550	Good song but when she hits the high notes on the word 'floor' I would have no choice but to punch her in the throat __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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05-01-2014, 12:52 AM	#38
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1528550	if her cervix was on fire i would blast it with my hose with so much PSI she couldn't sit down for weeks __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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05-01-2014, 01:16 AM	#43
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1528550	She's German. I've seen her sing that song and others on YouTube in German. Guessing she may be catholic. Seems like she could be wild in the sack. I'd let her bop my bishop any day! __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,500