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Old 04-12-2014, 10:54 AM  
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Blake Bortles

Blake Bortles.



When watching this guy play football, does anyone else confuse him with a sack of shit flying out of a truck?

I don't understand the hype about this guy. If someone does, please, PLEASE explain it to me... Why is this guy projected in some mock drafts to be selected #1 overall?

I spent a long time yesterday, watching Blake Bortles clips on youtube and to say the least, I am not impressed. Even in highlight reels, he appears to be the epitome of mediocrity to me. In freaking highlight reels!!!

He throws a wobbly pass. His arm doesn't appear to be THAT strong. His receivers are constantly making acrobatic catches due to his lack of accuracy...in fact, most of his highlight reels prompt me to sit there and think to myself, "whoa...who is THAT receiver???"

His release is very, very questionable. The talent he faced is "meh."

Can someone please explain to me what the big deal about him is, besides his size and Big Ben-esque pocket presence/scrambling ability? I am obviously missing something. Did he have an awesome pro day, combine or Senior Bowl? Did Gruden schlob the hell out of his knob??? WHAT??? WHY?!?!?!

Something about him reminds me of Gabbert... I think it'd be hilarious if the Jaguars selected him.

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Old 04-14-2014, 11:45 AM   #46
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:04 PM   #47
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After watching what he has done in preseason so far..... I think there is a strong possibility that I should eat crow on this one. Kid looks tough as nails.
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:51 PM   #48
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After watching what he has done in preseason so far..... I think there is a strong possibility that I should eat crow on this one. Kid looks tough as nails.
yep the QB whisperer called this one before media blitz, check it
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:57 PM   #49
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yep the QB whisperer called this one before media blitz, check it
Who is that? Andy Reid?
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:58 PM   #50
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Old 08-17-2014, 03:00 PM   #51
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Old 08-17-2014, 03:36 PM   #52
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Old 08-17-2014, 05:32 PM   #54
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After watching what he has done in preseason so far..... I think there is a strong possibility that I should eat crow on this one. Kid looks tough as nails.
I respect this. Not a lot of people can man up and admit they were wrong. Especially on the internet.
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I can't believe with all the predraft hype, no mention of how bortles was a LB forced to play QB. You take a guy that huge with a LB mentality and a cannon arm that is very accurate and you have the makings of something great.
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I can't believe with all the predraft hype, no mention of how bortles was a LB forced to play QB. You take a guy that huge with a LB mentality and a cannon arm that is very accurate and you have the makings of something great.

I called him to be good Franchise QB before media blitz, hence my comment.
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