Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 25 - wazu versus MagicHef - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 07-17-2018, 10:28 AM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - Aboard a nuclear submarine 1,000 feet below the surface in the middle of the Pacific ocean (no sailors on board - remotely piloted).
Starting Distance - 279 feet

wazu

Main Weapon - Baseball Bat
Backup Weapon - Bowie knife

Prep Time - 7 Minutes
Special Factors - None

MagicHef

Main Weapon - Blow gun with 3 curare darts
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 10 Minutes
Special Factors - None

NJChiefsFan · 07-17-2018, 02:39 PM

Can wazu grab something to lose it as a shield? Magichef would need to have Wazu come at him in the narrow hallway and actually hit him first shot followed by locking himself in a room. Not sure why Wazu would allow that.

**Rain Man** · 07-17-2018, 02:55 PM

I think MagicHef's advantage is that a submarine is basically one long hallway, and if they're 279 feet apart, they must be at opposite ends. It seems like they have to close on each other in more or less a straight line. I don't know if that's enough to tilt the contest in MagicHef's favor, though.

threebag · 07-17-2018, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagicHef

Please. I was the spitwad champion in middle school.

You weren't suppose to swallow

threebag · 07-17-2018, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I think MagicHef's advantage is that a submarine is basically one long hallway, and if they're 279 feet apart, they must be at opposite ends. It seems like they have to close on each other in more or less a straight line. I don't know if that's enough to tilt the contest in MagicHef's favor, though.

Why not just pick up a trash can kid or some shit and use it for cover?

**cdcox** · 07-17-2018, 05:07 PM

MagicHef thinks the blow gun would make a good pipe. He gets high then stabbed.

**Kyle DeLexus** · 07-17-2018, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02

Why not just pick up a trash can kid or some shit and use it for cover?

Why do you hate children?

**Rain Man** · 07-17-2018, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02

Why not just pick up a trash can kid or some shit and use it for cover?

That's a viable strategy. I presume there are trash cans on submarines.

**wazu** · 07-17-2018, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

That's a viable strategy. I presume there are trash cans on submarines.

Oh I'll have a shield. I'm also an outstanding dodgeball player. He's not hitting me with a dart.

**Rain Man** · 07-19-2018, 05:58 PM

The submarine glides into port and the hatch opens on the conning tower. Wazu steps out, and when questioned he claims that MagicHef was never on the submarine. Investigators find no trace, so wazu moves on to Round 2.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
wazu	33	73.33%
MagicHef	12	26.67%
Voters: 45. You may not vote on this poll

07-17-2018, 10:28 AM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3328491 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 25 - wazu versus MagicHef Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - Aboard a nuclear submarine 1,000 feet below the surface in the middle of the Pacific ocean (no sailors on board - remotely piloted). Starting Distance - 279 feet wazu Main Weapon - Baseball Bat Backup Weapon - Bowie knife Prep Time - 7 Minutes Special Factors - None MagicHef Main Weapon - Blow gun with 3 curare darts Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 10 Minutes Special Factors - None
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07-17-2018, 02:39 PM	#16
NJChiefsFan I've Made a Huge Mistake Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: NJ Casino cash: $5760423	Can wazu grab something to lose it as a shield? Magichef would need to have Wazu come at him in the narrow hallway and actually hit him first shot followed by locking himself in a room. Not sure why Wazu would allow that.
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07-17-2018, 02:55 PM	#17
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3328491 VARSITY	I think MagicHef's advantage is that a submarine is basically one long hallway, and if they're 279 feet apart, they must be at opposite ends. It seems like they have to close on each other in more or less a straight line. I don't know if that's enough to tilt the contest in MagicHef's favor, though. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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07-17-2018, 05:07 PM	#20
cdcox www.nfl-forecast.com Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $2351769	MagicHef thinks the blow gun would make a good pipe. He gets high then stabbed.
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07-19-2018, 05:58 PM	#24
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3328491 VARSITY	The submarine glides into port and the hatch opens on the conning tower. Wazu steps out, and when questioned he claims that MagicHef was never on the submarine. Investigators find no trace, so wazu moves on to Round 2. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,405