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Old 08-19-2016, 08:17 AM   Topic Starter
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Just picked up prep liquid for colonoscopy. Procedure is Monday. So excited I can hardly wait.
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Old 08-19-2016, 08:20 AM   #2
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Old 08-19-2016, 08:53 AM   #5
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Had mine in June. The prep drink taste-wise wasn't horrible, but you have to drink so much over so many hours that it got really old fast. I could barely finish the last two glasses.

I stopped "shitting" (basically squirting clear liquid out of a hose) by midnight or so. And the procedure itself was nothing. Ate like a mofo afterward.
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Old 08-19-2016, 08:45 AM   #7
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Had mine in June. The prep drink taste-wise wasn't horrible, but you have to drink so much over so many hours that it got really old fast. I could barely finish the last two glasses.

I stopped "shitting" (basically squirting clear liquid out of a hose) by midnight or so. And the procedure itself was nothing. Ate like a mofo afterward.
Yeah they knock you cold for the procedure so it's not a big deal at all. I don't know what they used to knock me out with, but I woke up ornery. (At least that's what my wife tells me)

I guess I was raising all kinds of hell wanting to get out of there and was starting to pull out my IV so I could leave. I don't remember any of it. After hearing that I felt bad, so I went down to the hospital the next day and apologized to the nurse in person. She was laughing about it and said different drugs affect people in different ways.
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Old 08-19-2016, 12:01 PM   #8
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Had mine in June. The prep drink taste-wise wasn't horrible, but you have to drink so much over so many hours that it got really old fast. I could barely finish the last two glasses.

I stopped "shitting" (basically squirting clear liquid out of a hose) by midnight or so. And the procedure itself was nothing. Ate like a mofo afterward.
That's the old prep juice. I did the new one in June. Two 8ounce bottles that I had to drink 12 hours apart with lots of water. I liked the old way better. This new stuff cleaned me out so good that I had to eat yogurt and kefir for like a week to get some good bacteria back in my gut so I could shit right again.

Procedure is easy
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Old 08-19-2016, 12:11 PM   #9
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That's the old prep juice. I did the new one in June. Two 8ounce bottles that I had to drink 12 hours apart with lots of water. I liked the old way better. This new stuff cleaned me out so good that I had to eat yogurt and kefir for like a week to get some good bacteria back in my gut so I could shit right again.

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Old 08-19-2016, 12:28 PM   #10
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That's the old prep juice. I did the new one in June. Two 8ounce bottles that I had to drink 12 hours apart with lots of water. I liked the old way better. This new stuff cleaned me out so good that I had to eat yogurt and kefir for like a week to get some good bacteria back in my gut so I could shit right again.

Procedure is easy
Must've been. Mine was a gallon jug and I had to drink an 8 oz glass every 15 minutes until half of it was gone, wait an hour or two, and then repeat until it was all gone. Again, it wasn't so much the taste as I just got tired of drinking that stuff (and chasing it with orange Gatorade to stay hydrated and to help it go down).

As for not shitting right, after eating again it actually gave me some of the best shits I've ever had -- smooth as silk. I mean, I literally could tell my pipes were squeaky clean.
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Must've been. Mine was a gallon jug and I had to drink an 8 oz glass every 15 minutes until half of it was gone, wait an hour or two, and then repeat until it was all gone. Again, it wasn't so much the taste as I just got tired of drinking that stuff (and chasing it with orange Gatorade to stay hydrated and to help it go down).

As for not shitting right, after eating again it actually gave me some of the best shits I've ever had -- smooth as silk. I mean, I literally could tell my pipes were squeaky clean.
Yeah, I did that prep 10 years ago. Had to start at 9am the day before and shitted all day and night (was worried I wouldn't stop lol). Procedure was always on a Monday with that stuff so I didn't have to take two days off of work.

Now with the new stuff my appointment was on a Thursday morning at 11. I didn't start prepping till 4 pm Wednesday afternoon. And again 4am Thursday morning. So I was able to work that day.

Glad I did it.
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Yeah, I did that prep 10 years ago. Had to start at 9am the day before and shitted all day and night (was worried I wouldn't stop lol). Procedure was always on a Monday with that stuff so I didn't have to take two days off of work.

Now with the new stuff my appointment was on a Thursday morning at 11. I didn't start prepping till 4 pm Wednesday afternoon. And again 4am Thursday morning. So I was able to work that day.

Glad I did it.
I started prepping at 4 p.m. the day before, didn't have to do anything the morning of. Procedure was at 9 a.m. or thereabouts. Took the whole day off. Felt I deserved it.
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Just picked up prep liquid for colonoscopy. Procedure is Monday. So excited I can hardly wait.
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