Need some assistance

[PizzaDoughz]

Problem solved. Thanks CP

[booger]

Originally Posted by PizzaDoughz

Dude there is this hot af student teacher that teaches my Spanish class I'm going to try to her Spanish accent is a huge plus to me

There ya go! Be careful if you give her a big butt snort you'll get heartburn. Those women are spicy

[ClevelandBronco]

Originally Posted by PizzaDoughz

...I get straight A's in Enligh...

I...

[TLO]

Enligh mother****a, do you speak it?

[LoneWolf]

Originally Posted by PizzaDoughz

It was in response to him claiming I need to go back to a 5th grade writing course. I was in no way trying to brag or anything. I'm not an English major calm down dude! I get straight A's in English, passed the AP English test, that's good enough for me. Good for you that you teach, you must make a lot of money doing that

I see you read as well as you write.

[DeezNutz]

I thought Nick Athan was way older than this. Huh.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by PizzaDoughz

It was in response to him claiming I need to go back to a 5th grade writing course. I was in no way trying to brag or anything. I'm not an English major calm down dude! I get straight A's in Enligh, passed the AP English test, that's good enough for me. Good for you that you teach, you must make a lot of money doing that

With such intelligence and charm it's hard to believe you made it this far with your purity intact.

[Mojo Jojo]

Bitches be crazy

[Al Bundy]

Too Fat/Omaha

[booger]

You got to take some shop classes youngblood

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Pablo

Will anyone read more than five sentences?

I'm guessing not.

I read the whole thing. I'm fascinated by the topic of attraction and dating. I somehow managed to get married and still don't know exactly how I managed to pull that off. So for me, a thread like this is like being an archaeologist and trying to unravel my origins.

So here's my take on things.

First, I'm assuming that you're in high school given the "AP Economics" reference. If you're in high school and you chose to sit in the front row, you have no idea how to date. That's not a judgment, because I was that same person. It's merely a fact.

But the good news is that she doesn't know how to date, either. And the truth is, if you're in high school no one knows how to date. There are probably two kids in a high school class of 500 who have it figured out, and most likely they're not the kids you'd expect. They're the kids who are dress funny and watch the other kids at lunch with wry smiles and want to go to Paris on an exchange program.

But back to you. The fact that you suck at dating is normal. The fact that she sucks at dating is normal, too. But you're making progress since you actually asked her out, so you're ahead of her in terms of development. Her standing you up is a pure amateur move, and is a telltale clue about how this will progress.

Your first step is to evaluate your goals. There are three main types of dating relationships that are possible: the bride, the buddy with breasts, and the practice dummy.

Okay, she's clearly not mature enough to be the bride type, so put out of your head any notion that you'll fall in love and get married and produce little single-serving pizzadoughz. It's not going to happen and you don't want it to happen. You're both using each other to practice for when that option does become feasible.

There's the buddy with breasts. This is serious dating. This only happens if you like her enough that you would enjoy hanging out with her even if she didn't have breasts. This is a good place to be, but the problem is the breasts. They cloud your judgment. A good pair of breasts is the equivalent of getting five concussions in a row when it comes to judgment. So no matter how annoying she is, you'll answer "yes" when asked whether she's good to hang out with. We'll work with that.

The third type is the practice dummy. This is the type of dating where you're able to see through the whole breast facade and you know that you wouldn't really enjoy hanging out with her, but you would really like to feel her breasts. If you recognize that this is true, you're probably more advanced in your dating than most. Given that she apparently is drinking as a minor, there's a good chance that she'll agree to be this type of date. And statistics show that roughly 84% of the time that you think you're in "buddy with breasts" mode, you're really in "practice dummy" mode.

So if your goal is #1, stop right now. You're wrong. If your goal is #2 or #3, let's develop a strategy.

#3 is easier. Your main goals in #3 are to secure three dates with her and make sure that she doesn't adopt Goals #1 or #2 herself. You achieve Goal #3 by flirting incessantly, but also keeping the power. You don't chase her, you make her chase you. If you ask her out, you lose this game. You let her know that you'll be somewhere by yourself (no friends) by noting where your typical hangouts are. Make her come look for you. When she does that, you have her hooked. If she doesn't, then she's just yanking your chain and you have your answer. Once she comes to your hangout place, you then get her somewhere else by saying, "I'm hungry. Come and grab a burger with me." Then three dates in, you play with her breasts, break up, and you now have experience to help with the next girl who will follow Model #1 or #2. And this is perfectly fine, because you're helping her learn, too.

#2, the buddy with breasts, is a tougher one, because frankly you're flying blind here. The breast thing is a major fog of war, so it's impossible for you to tell if this is really your goal or if it's a hallucination. But if you're confident in it, go for it. The key here is to recognize that she's not mature right now, so she may not be suitable for this type of dating. The strategy here is to be an adult and say, "Hey, one chance here and that's it. Let's stop pussyfooting around.* My policy is that I'll ask a girl out no more than twice** and I've already done it once. I'd like to take you out to dinner/ movie/ gladiatorial match/ whatever and get to know each other one on one. Interested?" If she says no or jerks you around, that's it. She's out, and you move on, because you both have to be mature for this model to work.


*I recommend using the word 'pussyfoot' because it sends a subliminal message.
** The rule should be 'once', but I'm cutting you a break here since you already asked her out once.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

What is with these douches and beanies did you try to choke her too?

[Don Corlemahomes]

Eat up, son. There are starving Clay clones in your class.

[Dave Lane]

Tell to come over to your place and **** or she can **** off. Her choice.

[cosmo20002]

Originally Posted by LiveSteam

Your thinking of Long Tall Sally. Bitch was built for speed, has everything that uncle John needs
Oh baby-yaaaa--oh baby--woo woo woooooo baby,, having us a good time tonight

Seriously, I'm going to make it a personal goal of mine to help you graduate from third grade. You can thank me later.

[LiveSteam]

Originally Posted by cosmo20002

Seriously, I'm going to make it a personal goal of mine to help you graduate from third grade. You can thank me later.

you're a sad lil gay-boy. Now go play with your butt plug collection pillowbiter