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02-13-2015, 04:05 PM | #76 |
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My work here is completed.
I wish each of you good luck and look forward to your reports on the success or failure of my Shell Iowanistein attempts. |
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02-13-2015, 04:11 PM | #77 |
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Mine is so ****ing awesome I bet most people dry heave when they see it.
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02-13-2015, 04:49 PM | #78 |
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Well done
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02-13-2015, 04:55 PM | #79 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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late to the game again
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02-14-2015, 01:40 PM | #80 |
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To keep it real, this is what I put together for the lovely and talented brideowanian
Together We began the game of life In the year of our lord, 2003 Sometimes it seems like our game board is missing pieces I'm glad you're playing with me We started out on Baltic avenue In a crappy, small and low rent space But by working hard together Boardwalk was the goal but we live the dream now in park place A constant battle of messes and noise Barfing kids and things that smell funky It's hard to tell where you end,and I begin We live in a barrel of monkeys. Your game of choice is probably chess Because the queen dominates all things But everyone knows I am a checkers man I get to jump you because I am the king I am glad we get to play the game With you on my team we will not fail Together. We collect $200, pass go ... and hopefully stay out of jail |
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02-15-2015, 08:33 AM | #81 |
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"Finding poetic ways to explain how I got you
Impossible to find the adjectives and words My math doesn't compute how I won you The pythagorean theorem suggests Its absurd Beauty, wisdom, strength and loving Are the syllables my brain gears clicking I am in awe of your strength In your skill as a mother and cancer ass kicking! Men search the world for women like you Across seas, cities and wooded thickets But when I found you It had to be at Wonka....you're my golden ticket." I made a card stock with a picture of plum flowers that I drew on the front cover. I pasted the three stanzas inside the card and gave it to my wife. She enjoyed the card a lot, especially the picture and the wordings of the poem, the golden ticket. Thanks, Iowanian. |
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02-16-2015, 06:28 PM | #82 |
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Well?
After being initially startled with the reading my home attempt was treated with a good laugh. Bonus level achieved when all of her pals saw it. |
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02-16-2015, 07:13 PM | #83 |
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Made for some great fun. Long ago I used to write her things like this, so when she first saw it that's what she thought it was, but as she started reading was completely thrown.
When I explained after the fact and she read it again and got a good laugh out of it. Great night. Thanks, Iowanian! |
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02-17-2015, 03:36 PM | #84 |
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Good show wazu
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02-23-2015, 09:05 PM | #86 |
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He got GoChiefed
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02-23-2015, 09:15 PM | #87 |
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I told my SO his poem was from Iowanni on the internet but the card was all my design and featured a a heavy card stock that opened into 3D spread legs through which you pulled a tampon full of weed out of the vagina.
He of course fell in love all over again.
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02-23-2015, 10:11 PM | #88 |
I like Pie!
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02-23-2015, 10:15 PM | #89 |
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That's a nice touch.
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02-23-2015, 10:17 PM | #90 |
I like Pie!
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