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10-01-2014, 04:06 PM | #2 |
MVP
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A $40 hooker with a $35 dollar hotel room?
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10-01-2014, 04:07 PM | #3 |
Consuming CP souls
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A bottle of wine and a box of magnum condoms.
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10-01-2014, 04:07 PM | #4 |
Mammoth penis
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Dinner at a decent restaurant and the rest of the money for rubbers and lube.
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10-01-2014, 04:09 PM | #5 |
"You like to drink?"
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A quick, emphasis on quick, bite of something light before doing something active.
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10-01-2014, 04:09 PM | #6 |
Escalades
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Rape the shit out of her and then give her the $75 for cab fare.
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10-01-2014, 04:10 PM | #7 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
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A hike on your local mountain/trail, happy hour drinks then back to your place for dinner...
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10-01-2014, 04:11 PM | #8 |
Life is changing..
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piihb and give her $8.00 for cab fare. Keep the rest for yourself.
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10-01-2014, 04:11 PM | #9 |
Supporter
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10-01-2014, 04:11 PM | #10 |
MVP
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I guess I should clarify myself. I've already raped and killed the bitch and found $75 in her purse. I'm looking for the next date. Are you people stupid?
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10-01-2014, 04:15 PM | #12 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
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Or a couple bottles of wine while gazing at the heavens?
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10-01-2014, 04:15 PM | #13 |
Inmem 2.0
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Only a fool would spend more than 40 bucks on a first date.
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10-01-2014, 04:17 PM | #14 |
New and Improved
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Go to some kind of fall festival thing. They should be popping up all over. Usually very little cover charge if any, plenty of things to interact with or talk about. Pick one that serves beer at least. Be sure and point out the weirdos and creepy looking dudes anytime you get something to drink. That way, the next day, you can point a finger at the carny looking dude at the beer garden as the one who likely slipped her the roofy.
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10-01-2014, 04:20 PM | #15 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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no comment.
heh
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