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Old 08-25-2014, 09:32 PM  
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What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?
Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

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I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.
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At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.
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One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork
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I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite
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One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.
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Old 08-26-2014, 10:28 PM   #136
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Old 08-26-2014, 11:04 PM   #137
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.59 .79 .99 and back when their portion sizes were bigger with higher quality food. Their breakfast burritos back then were incredible.
Back then it was actual food cooked on site.
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Old 08-27-2014, 05:23 AM   #138
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Old 08-27-2014, 06:20 AM   #139
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Back when I used to deliver pizzas, I used to deliver to this guy that was at least 400 pounds and about 3 times a week he would order 2 stuffed crust meat lover's pizzas and a 2 liter of Mountain Dew.

1 of those pizzas was a little over 4000 calories and this guy would order 2 plus all that soda.

His apartment reeked too.
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Old 08-27-2014, 06:25 AM   #140
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I was talking with some friends last night and told them about this thread and that I'd shared my "Oh my Damn!" story and one of them said.....yeah but did you share the lobster story?

This one time....on vaca in Florida....we planned on going to an all you can eat lobster buffet for dinner. I had nothing but water and beer all day long. I bypassed all other food at that buffet....and there was some truly glorious stuff there....but I decided I would eat ONLY LOBSTER!

at first they would only give me one. after a few trips they relented and started giving me two. last time up I had to back off to just one again.

I ate nine. yeah that's right. I ate NINE lobsters in one sitting. yay me!

this is easily my "fattest moment".....easily....
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Old 08-27-2014, 08:58 AM   #141
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I just ate one and a half Hy Vee pizzas and had half a gallon of ice cream earlier today. And 8 bowls of cereal.
You could have had just one bowl of Total.
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Old 08-27-2014, 09:35 AM   #142
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I ate nine. yeah that's right. I ate NINE lobsters in one sitting. yay me!

this is easily my "fattest moment".....easily....
Lobster is pretty low calorie - about 140 calories per cup of meat. Based on average sized lobsters, 9 lobsters probably wouldn't be over 1000 calories. Of course, it also depends on how much butter you used (if any).
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Old 08-27-2014, 10:05 AM   #143
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Old 08-27-2014, 10:14 AM   #144
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Old 08-27-2014, 10:21 AM   #145
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Old 08-27-2014, 10:40 AM   #146
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Old 08-27-2014, 10:57 AM   #147
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Lobster is pretty low calorie - about 140 calories per cup of meat. Based on average sized lobsters, 9 lobsters probably wouldn't be over 1000 calories. Of course, it also depends on how much butter you used (if any).
yeah but.....its a helluva lotta food in one belly man!
don't burst my bubble yo.

NINE LOBSTERS!
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yeah but.....its a helluva lotta food in one belly man!
don't burst my bubble yo.

NINE LOBSTERS!
But it's only a little over a pound of actual meat (possibly up to 2 lbs depending on their size). I've eaten steaks bigger than that at one setting.
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But it's only a little over a pound of actual meat (possibly up to 2 lbs depending on their size). I've eaten steaks bigger than that at one setting.
ahh...I see your point.
well they weren't little..... I'd say it was more like 2lbs, but whatever it was....I was full. so full in fact that I simply couldn't round it off neatly at 10.

I love lobster.....

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