Chiefs That was THE. WORST. two-minute offense I've ever seen. - Page 7

**Fire Me Boy!** · 12-07-2014, 06:14 PM

Worst. Absolutely ridiculous.

KCUnited · 12-08-2014, 02:40 PM

Still can't wrap my mind around the 20 second run off after a 6 yard pass for a 1st down only to overthrow Charles on a swing pass.

CoMoChief · 12-08-2014, 02:40 PM

No time outs...1min left. So the Chiefs decide to dink and dunk the middle of the field instead of getting the ball to the sidelines and then out of bounds to stop the clock...and when they got a 1st down...instead of spiking the ball they let 15-20sec run off the clock.

.

Thats herm edwards level of stupid.

**Dartgod** · 12-08-2014, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dicky McElephant

Kansas City Chiefs at 01:09
1-10-KC 24
(1:09) (Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass short right to 25-J.Charles pushed ob at KC 26 for 2 yards (57-A.Okafor).
2-8-KC 26
(1:04) (Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass short left to 81-J.Avant to KC 30 for 4 yards (25-J.Powers) [57-A.Okafor].
3-4-KC 30
(:42) (No Huddle, Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass short middle to 81-J.Avant to KC 36 for 6 yards (25-J.Powers).
1-10-KC 36
(:22) (No Huddle, Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass incomplete short right to 25-J.Charles.
2-10-KC 36
(:19) (Shotgun) PENALTY on KC-72-E.Fisher, False Start, 5 yards, enforced at KC 36 - No Play.
2-15-KC 31
(:19) (Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass incomplete short left to 12-A.Wilson.
3-15-KC 31
(:16) (Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass incomplete short right to 12-A.Wilson.
4-15-KC 31
(:11) (Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass incomplete short middle to 81-J.Avant (93-C.Campbell).

Let's not forget that 22 seconds elapsed between the two bolded plays. The lack of situational awareness is mind-bottling.

Hootie · 12-08-2014, 02:44 PM

it far surpassed Herm Edwards level of stupid

I have never seen anything like that.

Thank God he just threw a pick on the first play against the 49ers because that was a lot less rapey feeling than what we witnessed yesterday

**Dartgod** · 12-08-2014, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

Let's not forget that 22 seconds elapsed between the two bolded plays. The lack of situational awareness is mind-bottling.

Ok, so at least two of you didn't forget.

Hootie · 12-08-2014, 02:47 PM

my buddy who is a Broncos fan was watching with me because we were at a sports bar and he literally lol'd when I looked at him after the Wilson screen pass call and said, "do they think we have another quarter?"

I mean.

What?

16 seconds

no timeouts

WR screen

...what were they hoping for?

I just...

haha

I laughed. I used to get so mad at these things, but that part of me died after the Indy abortion last year.

This time?

Just pure laughter.

What the ****?

**ptlyon** · 12-08-2014, 02:49 PM

What I find mind boggling is what mind bottling is

**Fire Me Boy!** · 12-08-2014, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy

Are you sure? Was it worse than the croyle/huard/thigpen/cassel/orton/quinn?

I mean, the last 8 years have been pretty awful.

Yes. Because with Huard, Thigpen, et al, I didn't have any hope; incompetence was expected.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 12-08-2014, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon

What I find mind boggling is what mind bottling is

CP lexicon.

**gblowfish** · 12-08-2014, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dicky McElephant

Kansas City Chiefs at 01:09
1-10-KC 24
(1:09) (Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass short right to 25-J.Charles pushed ob at KC 26 for 2 yards (57-A.Okafor).
2-8-KC 26
(1:04) (Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass short left to 81-J.Avant to KC 30 for 4 yards (25-J.Powers) [57-A.Okafor].
3-4-KC 30
(:42) (No Huddle, Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass short middle to 81-J.Avant to KC 36 for 6 yards (25-J.Powers).
1-10-KC 36
(:22) (No Huddle, Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass incomplete short right to 25-J.Charles.
2-10-KC 36
(:19) (Shotgun) PENALTY on KC-72-E.Fisher, False Start, 5 yards, enforced at KC 36 - No Play.
2-15-KC 31
(:19) (Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass incomplete short left to 12-A.Wilson.
3-15-KC 31
(:16) (Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass incomplete short right to 12-A.Wilson.
4-15-KC 31
(:11) (Shotgun) 11-A.Smith pass incomplete short middle to 81-J.Avant (93-C.Campbell).

This is a Cassel drive.
Duke
Duke
Duke
Duke

of

Dink
Dink
Dink....

**ptlyon** · 12-08-2014, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

CP lexicon.

Thought it might be

**ChiTown** · 12-08-2014, 02:53 PM

We lost by 3 ****ING points. 3!!!

We utilized that last 1:09 like we had no idea we were still in the game. We needed approximately 40 ****ING yards. 40!!!!! to give ourselves a legit chance to kick a game-tying FG. I hate this Staff, Our QB, and this Team. They are a heaping load of worthless cum curds.

**Dartgod** · 12-08-2014, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon

What I find mind boggling is what mind bottling is

First few seconds of this clip from Blades of Glory.

KCUnited · 12-08-2014, 02:55 PM

I wonder what percentage of playoff games are decided in the last 2 minutes. An above average 2 minute offense seems like a crucial necessity going into the playoff, and ours has gone from fetal to fecal.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 12-08-2014, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing

I doubt Reid intended on Smith dumping it off 4 straight attempts.

The checkdown is likely designed in the play as an "oh shit" for Smith, i doubt the checkdowns were designed as primary targets.

I agree with this. I think for whatever reason, Smith is terrified to take chances to the point of paralysis - even when the game is on the line.

12-07-2014, 06:14 PM
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12-08-2014, 02:40 PM	#91
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $2288244	Still can't wrap my mind around the 20 second run off after a 6 yard pass for a 1st down only to overthrow Charles on a swing pass.
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12-08-2014, 02:40 PM	#92
CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $8052254	No time outs...1min left. So the Chiefs decide to dink and dunk the middle of the field instead of getting the ball to the sidelines and then out of bounds to stop the clock...and when they got a 1st down...instead of spiking the ball they let 15-20sec run off the clock. . Thats herm edwards level of stupid. __________________
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12-08-2014, 02:44 PM	#94
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	it far surpassed Herm Edwards level of stupid I have never seen anything like that. Thank God he just threw a pick on the first play against the 49ers because that was a lot less rapey feeling than what we witnessed yesterday
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12-08-2014, 02:47 PM	#96
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	my buddy who is a Broncos fan was watching with me because we were at a sports bar and he literally lol'd when I looked at him after the Wilson screen pass call and said, "do they think we have another quarter?" I mean. What? 16 seconds no timeouts WR screen ...what were they hoping for? I just... haha I laughed. I used to get so mad at these things, but that part of me died after the Indy abortion last year. This time? Just pure laughter. What the ****?
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ptlyon Bono & Grbac wasn't enough Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Sioux City, IA Casino cash: $13103829	What I find mind boggling is what mind bottling is __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Advertise here: $19.99 a month
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12-08-2014, 02:53 PM	#102
ChiTown Stroking to the SB Champs! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas Casino cash: $3293962	We lost by 3 **ING points. 3!!! We utilized that last 1:09 like we had no idea we were still in the game. We needed approximately 40 **ING yards. 40!!!!! to give ourselves a legit chance to kick a game-tying FG. I hate this Staff, Our QB, and this Team. They are a heaping load of worthless cum curds. __________________
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12-08-2014, 02:55 PM	#104
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $2288244	I wonder what percentage of playoff games are decided in the last 2 minutes. An above average 2 minute offense seems like a crucial necessity going into the playoff, and ours has gone from fetal to fecal.
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