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Old 11-14-2014, 10:25 PM  
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LNBS: "Beast mode." **** you, Seattle
I realize this is my "DOLPHIN WEARING A FOOTBALL HELMET" moment because I've posted about this a couple times, but it deserves to be brought up again this week.

Seattle has a really unintelligent fan base. And I don't mean in terms of football. It's clear they're not deficient in that area. I mean in terms of intelligence and creativity. They have none of those two things.

They've got a pretty good RB who runs hard. Good for them. They want to give him a nickname. Skittles is funny. But no, they want something TOUGH-sounding. What would do the trick? Here's what they came up with:

Beast Mode.

Is that from a video game? No, that's God Mode, which is far cooler, but it wouldn't be as accessible religious people, I suppose. Or a movie or something? Is that like what the Incredible Hulk is? It's not, is it? You just thought that would be a good name for him. I get that Lynch was unstoppable in that 7-9 year where he raped the Saints. That doesn't give you an excuse come up with a shitty fan name for him and then force everybody else to use it, too.

Your stupid fan base couldn't **** that up any harder if they tried to come up with a scary name for their defense.

OH WAIT THEY DID. Legion of Boom?

Did you know that Houston Rockets fans had a name for Chandler Parsons? They called him Chandler Bang, like Chandler Bing from Friends. Why? Because, uh... Bang... he's really good at sports? Or something. Like you know... Bang! The sound you get from firing your gun in the air because Parsons just made a 3-point shot!

Legion of Boom is worse than that. It's dumber than that. It's almost as dumb as Beast Mode.

I just hired the same 8-year old that comes up with crap for your players to give Chiefs players some names. Here's what he came up with:

Alex Smith: Iron Man
Jamaal Charles: Speed Demon
Dontari Poe: Great Wall of Pain
Eric Berry: Really Really Good Football Player
The Chiefs Defense: Joint Chiefs of Boom

Go fist a cow, Seattle.
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Old 11-14-2014, 11:56 PM   #76
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Beast Mode stems from an interview with Lynch. They asked him to describe his mentality, his running style. He simply replied with "Beast Mode". It's the state of mind that he runs with and why he is so damn hard to bring down once he gets going.
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Old 11-14-2014, 11:57 PM   #77
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Old 11-14-2014, 11:57 PM   #78
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I totally agree here, dude. "Go fist a cow, Seattle". Indeed.
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Chiefs defense could be "Snap, crackle, and Pop."

Dee Ford would be Snap because his FIRST STEP always ensures his first off the snap.

Hali and Houston would be Crackle, because of the cracking sound it makes when they hit opposing QB's.

Derrick Johnson and Mike Devito are Pop for obvious reasons.

Also, there is a famous cereal who's catch phrase is "Snap, Crackle, Pop." That's what makes it witty.
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I remember you complaining about beast mode. Last year was it?
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I remember you complaining about beast mode. Last year was it?
Yeah, that was just littered throughout a couple threads, though.

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Yeah, that was just littered throughout a couple threads, though.

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