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09-27-2013, 03:48 PM | #1 |
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Parents nervous for their kids? Nope. You're the only one.
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09-27-2013, 03:50 PM | #2 |
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your not a parent if you don't
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09-27-2013, 03:56 PM | #3 |
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Tell her she's walking home if she disappoints up there.
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09-27-2013, 04:53 PM | #4 |
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Invite Bob Dole to the performance.
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09-27-2013, 05:03 PM | #5 |
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I imagine every parent gets nervous about their kids.
If fact the art of parenting is probably an endless job of dealing with various states of nervousness.
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09-27-2013, 09:04 PM | #6 |
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As usual she did a great job tonight...as did everyone else in the concert.
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09-27-2013, 11:48 PM | #7 |
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Just have them listen to Alanis Morisette's Perfect.
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09-28-2013, 04:37 AM | #8 |
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If she messes up, remind her that it's all her fault for not practicing harder. Drive the point home by withholding affection for the next couple of weeks.
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09-28-2013, 05:08 AM | #9 |
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Just have her picture the crowd drinking a glass of antifreeze.
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09-28-2013, 05:12 AM | #10 |
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and food. A few days of starvation straightens them right out.
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09-28-2013, 09:29 AM | #11 |
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Yes. I learned that the most effective way to elicit change in my principles of learning class was to withhold food and love. You will definitely see a performance difference in a very short time.
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09-28-2013, 09:33 AM | #12 |
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Where's the depravity?
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