Food and Drink What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?

Hammock Parties · 08-25-2014, 09:32 PM

Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

Here are some disgusting fatbody stories:

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I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.

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At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.

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A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork

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I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite

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One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.

Silock · 08-25-2014, 09:33 PM

I just ate one and a half Hy Vee pizzas and had half a gallon of ice cream earlier today. And 8 bowls of cereal.

Hammock Parties · 08-25-2014, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Silock

I just ate one and a half Hy Vee pizzas and had half a gallon of ice cream earlier today. And 8 bowls of cereal.

So that's like 6,000 calories. Carb up?

Silock · 08-25-2014, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth

So that's like 6,000 calories. Carb up?

Nope. Pure gluttony.

I'm forced off of the diet for 2 weeks.

Hammock Parties · 08-25-2014, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Silock

Nope. Pure gluttony.

I'm forced off of the diet for 2 weeks.

Jesus. How much weight are you planning to gain? I'm guessing you gained a pound already today.

Silock · 08-25-2014, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth

Jesus. How much weight are you planning to gain? I'm guessing you gained a pound already today.

I dunno. Only going off the diet crazy for a week. Tapering back down this week and doing another round of UD 2.0 probably.

But I'm bloated as **** right now.

**loochy** · 08-26-2014, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Silock

I just ate one and a half Hy Vee pizzas and had half a gallon of ice cream earlier today. And 8 bowls of cereal.

Yeah but you are all active and muscley. It will have minimal impact .

**Fire Me Boy!** · 08-27-2014, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Silock

I just ate one and a half Hy Vee pizzas and had half a gallon of ice cream earlier today. And 8 bowls of cereal.

You could have had just one bowl of Total.

Simply Red · 08-25-2014, 09:33 PM

Strongside · 08-25-2014, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

A+

Hammock Parties · 08-25-2014, 09:34 PM

Here's a good one from my youth:

I went to school with this tubby little Scot named Oswin King. Great name for a fat kid, right? I always remember at lunch he would eat really ****ing fast. Just inhale his tray of shitty ass UK school food.

His excuse was that he was under doctor's orders to eat that way. Riiiight. EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT

Also, when I was young, a relative would eat McDonalds french fries in the most disgusting manner. They would dip their ENTIRE FRY in ketchup, and then nibble a bit off the end. Then they would re-submerge the fry for the next bite. Repulsive.

**MahiMike** · 08-26-2014, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth

Also, when I was young, a relative would eat McDonalds french fries in the most disgusting manner. They would dip their ENTIRE FRY in ketchup, and then nibble a bit off the end. Then they would re-submerge the fry for the next bite. Repulsive.

Not as repulsive as dipping them in mayonnaise. Fat on top of fat. Gross.

**Bufkin** · 08-25-2014, 09:36 PM

This is a true story. In high school, I had a giant German Shepherd named Kujo. One night, I was on the couch eating a giant bag of m&m's. I dropped one underneath where I was sitting, and without thinking, I reached to pick it up and plop it in my mouth. Unfortunately, I didn't grab what I thought was the m&m, and I certainly didn't bite into what I thought was the m&m. It was a dog tick from Kujo's huge ass.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 08-26-2014, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Bufkin

This is a true story. In high school, I had a giant German Shepherd named Kujo. One night, I was on the couch eating a giant bag of m&m's. I dropped one underneath where I was sitting, and without thinking, I reached to pick it up and plop it in my mouth. Unfortunately, I didn't grab what I thought was the m&m, and I certainly didn't bite into what I thought was the m&m. It was a dog tick from Kujo's huge ass.

Soooo.... did it make you fat ?

**Buehler445** · 08-25-2014, 09:36 PM

My friend used to cut hair.

She told me this whale I used to work with came in and got stuck in the chair. Like wedged.

She used to cut her size whale shorts down the side so she could get them over herself. Then of course the fat would be showing through the cut.

No food stories. But damn. She was fat.

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Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4540478	Here's a good one from my youth: I went to school with this tubby little Scot named Oswin King. Great name for a fat kid, right? I always remember at lunch he would eat really ****ing fast. Just inhale his tray of shitty ass UK school food. His excuse was that he was under doctor's orders to eat that way. Riiiight. EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT Also, when I was young, a relative would eat McDonalds french fries in the most disgusting manner. They would dip their ENTIRE FRY in ketchup, and then nibble a bit off the end. Then they would re-submerge the fry for the next bite. Repulsive.
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Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $2144734	My friend used to cut hair. She told me this whale I used to work with came in and got stuck in the chair. Like wedged. She used to cut her size whale shorts down the side so she could get them over herself. Then of course the fat would be showing through the cut. No food stories. But damn. She was fat.
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