Chiefs Chiefs Offseason Planet Evaluation: The Results Are In! - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 02-18-2018, 04:10 PM

Okay, great work, people. We made our way through all of the players on the roster. Now comes the fun part. I'll update this thread with various analyses as I have time, but for now I'll give you a quick sort of the five key measures.

First up, we have grades. Here are our players sorted by grade. We're classic old-school graders, because the median grade for the year was a 2.0, or a flat C.

Name GPA

Honor Roll

Hunt, Kareem 4.12
Butker, Harrison 4.08
Hill, Tyreek 3.94
Winchester, James 3.87
Kelce, Travis 3.78
Mahomes, Patrick 3.73
Sherman, Anthony 3.65
Schwartz, Mitchell 3.55
Ragland, Reggie 3.44
Fulton, Zach 3.27
Peters, Marcus 3.23

Good Students

Colquitt, Dustin 3.17
Smith, Alex 3.11
Wilson, Albert 3.07
Duvernay-Tardif, Laurent 3.04
Jones, Chris 2.92
Houston, Justin 2.65
Fisher, Eric 2.64
Pierre-Louis, Kevin 2.62

Getting By

Berry, Eric 2.38
Nelson, Steven 2.32
Robinson, Demarcus 2.25
Kpassagnon, Tanoh 2.22
Nunez-Roches, Rakeem 2.15
Conley, Chris 2.12
Johnson, Derrick 2.09
Erving, Cameron 2.07
Hunt, Akeem 2.06
West, Charcandrick 2.04
Chesson, Jehu 2.00
Ware, Spencer 2.00

Need Some Tutoring

Revis, Darrelle 1.96
Logan, Bennie 1.96
Harris, Demetrius 1.93
Sorensen, Daniel 1.90
Eligwe, Ukeme 1.89
Smith, Terrance 1.88
Bailey, Allen 1.86
Morse, Mitch 1.85
Witzmann, Bryan 1.80
McQuay, Leon 1.77
Reaser, Keith 1.73
Mitchell, Terrance 1.71
Parker, Ron 1.70
Jenkins, Jarvis 1.67
Murray, Eric 1.65
Acker, Kenneth 1.60
Wilson, Ramik 1.52

Should Consider Other Career Options

Thomas, De'Anthony 1.43
Zombo, Frank 1.38
Charles, Orson 1.29
Devey, Jordan 1.27
Terrell, Steven 1.20
Hamilton, Justin 1.07
Ford, Dee 0.98
Hali, Tamba 0.94
Gaines, Phillip 0.85
Ehinger, Parker 0.53
Bray, Tyler 0.50

Hog's Gone Fishin · 02-18-2018, 05:37 PM

Mahomes is going to make SO MANY players look better.

**notorious** · 02-18-2018, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mlyonsd

Thanks to Rain Man for putting effort into this. Top notch as always.

Outstanding work. Simply fantastic.

**BigRedChief** · 02-18-2018, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious

Outstanding work. Simply fantastic.

If Rainman doesn’t have the highest level of rep on the Planet, a crime is being carried out that must be remedied.

**Bowser** · 02-18-2018, 07:32 PM

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In58men -38.77

Wouldn't know a god thread if it fell out of the sky, landed on his face, and started to wiggle

**notorious** · 02-18-2018, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Arrow Pointing Downward

In58men -38.77

Wouldn't know a god thread if it fell out of the sky, landed on his face, and started to wiggle

I was waiting on this.

We need someone to put together a grading system on posters similar to our blessed Rainman. Someone with a lot of time......

Rain would grade out perfectly yet still ascending.

Kman34 · 02-18-2018, 08:31 PM

Rainman excellent job... please submit these findings to the Chiefs coaching staff and front office...
Never mind..... they are way too smug to bother with the findings of "stupid fans"
What the hell do we know...

Simply Red · 02-18-2018, 08:35 PM

I think Albert Wilson has worked hard and it showed, I've always liked him. Don't get me wrong, I've screamed at him through the TV - but he's coming into his own.

**Easy 6** · 02-18-2018, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

I think Albert Wilson has worked hard and it showed, I've always liked him. Don't get me wrong, I've screamed at him through the TV - but he's coming into his own.

He really did put it all together last year, the perfect jack of all trades master of none

Wouldnt mind seeing him stick around, but it seems unlikely

Some teams desire, is going to meet Veach' mandate for younger and cheaper, and win

**Rain Man** · 02-18-2018, 09:25 PM

There's a very strong correlation between a player's final grade and how he performed against our expectations. I find this interesting. (I forgot to label them, but Grade is the X axis and performance relative to expectations is the Y axis.

COchief · 02-18-2018, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6

He really did put it all together last year, the perfect jack of all trades master of none

I agree but he makes me nervous and I just can't trust him after his early career Nancy type behavior over the middle and alligator arming catchable balls. I could easily picture him fooling us all for another year or two and then pussying out at the worst possible moment. I'll take the comp pick and take my chances with Conley and our other young guys that PM seemed to have pretty great chemistry with in preseason.

**RealSNR** · 02-18-2018, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious

I was waiting on this.

We need someone to put together a grading system on posters similar to our blessed Rainman. Someone with a lot of time......

Rain would grade out perfectly yet still ascending.

Yes. If only there were somebody out there experienced in identifying weak points of particular posters and writing up scathing analyses of their many ****ups. We could easily use that person's talent to assess grades for CP members.

If only there were somebody out there like that. If only....

**Rain Man** · 02-19-2018, 12:20 AM

Our most ascending players tend to also be our best players. That's a good sign.

KingKong · 02-19-2018, 12:28 AM

Nice analysis. It would be interesting to know how we stack up against division on ascending vs descending players.

Nickhead · 02-19-2018, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR

Yes. If only there were somebody out there experienced in identifying weak points of particular posters and writing up scathing analyses of their many ****ups. We could easily use that person's talent to assess grades for CP members.

If only there were somebody out there like that. If only....

we don't really need to do that, do we?

All In · 02-19-2018, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin

Mahomes is going to make SO MANY players look better.

We will see.

02-18-2018, 04:10 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3208491 VARSITY	Chiefs Offseason Planet Evaluation: The Results Are In! Okay, great work, people. We made our way through all of the players on the roster. Now comes the fun part. I'll update this thread with various analyses as I have time, but for now I'll give you a quick sort of the five key measures. First up, we have grades. Here are our players sorted by grade. We're classic old-school graders, because the median grade for the year was a 2.0, or a flat C. Name GPA Honor Roll Hunt, Kareem 4.12 Butker, Harrison 4.08 Hill, Tyreek 3.94 Winchester, James 3.87 Kelce, Travis 3.78 Mahomes, Patrick 3.73 Sherman, Anthony 3.65 Schwartz, Mitchell 3.55 Ragland, Reggie 3.44 Fulton, Zach 3.27 Peters, Marcus 3.23 Good Students Colquitt, Dustin 3.17 Smith, Alex 3.11 Wilson, Albert 3.07 Duvernay-Tardif, Laurent 3.04 Jones, Chris 2.92 Houston, Justin 2.65 Fisher, Eric 2.64 Pierre-Louis, Kevin 2.62 Getting By Berry, Eric 2.38 Nelson, Steven 2.32 Robinson, Demarcus 2.25 Kpassagnon, Tanoh 2.22 Nunez-Roches, Rakeem 2.15 Conley, Chris 2.12 Johnson, Derrick 2.09 Erving, Cameron 2.07 Hunt, Akeem 2.06 West, Charcandrick 2.04 Chesson, Jehu 2.00 Ware, Spencer 2.00 Need Some Tutoring Revis, Darrelle 1.96 Logan, Bennie 1.96 Harris, Demetrius 1.93 Sorensen, Daniel 1.90 Eligwe, Ukeme 1.89 Smith, Terrance 1.88 Bailey, Allen 1.86 Morse, Mitch 1.85 Witzmann, Bryan 1.80 McQuay, Leon 1.77 Reaser, Keith 1.73 Mitchell, Terrance 1.71 Parker, Ron 1.70 Jenkins, Jarvis 1.67 Murray, Eric 1.65 Acker, Kenneth 1.60 Wilson, Ramik 1.52 Should Consider Other Career Options Thomas, De'Anthony 1.43 Zombo, Frank 1.38 Charles, Orson 1.29 Devey, Jordan 1.27 Terrell, Steven 1.20 Hamilton, Justin 1.07 Ford, Dee 0.98 Hali, Tamba 0.94 Gaines, Phillip 0.85 Ehinger, Parker 0.53 Bray, Tyler 0.50
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Kman34 My Mamma Says Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion Casino cash: $1861786 VARSITY	Rainman excellent job... please submit these findings to the Chiefs coaching staff and front office... Never mind..... they are way too smug to bother with the findings of "stupid fans" What the hell do we know...
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Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	I think Albert Wilson has worked hard and it showed, I've always liked him. Don't get me wrong, I've screamed at him through the TV - but he's coming into his own.
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3208491 VARSITY	There's a very strong correlation between a player's final grade and how he performed against our expectations. I find this interesting. (I forgot to label them, but Grade is the X axis and performance relative to expectations is the Y axis. Attached Thumbnails __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3208491 VARSITY	Our most ascending players tend to also be our best players. That's a good sign. Attached Thumbnails __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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02-19-2018, 12:28 AM	#28
KingKong Starter Join Date: Feb 2018 Casino cash: $10000400	Nice analysis. It would be interesting to know how we stack up against division on ascending vs descending players.
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