Psycho ex-stories - Page 5

Eleazar · 01-17-2006, 12:51 PM

I don't really have any psychos following me around stil. They are all pretty normal.

Most of them are married, because the rule is that the guy after me is the one they get married to. Clockwork.

**Rain Man** · 01-17-2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Somebody should go check the basement of your old house in St. Louis.

That was before I figured out the whole basement thing. (Picking teeth.)

**Gonzo** · 01-17-2006, 12:49 PM

[Well, tell me if you're going to move, because I really want to stay in touch with you. Yep, sure will. You promise? Yep.

A few days later, I was on the road to Texas. I never heard from her again.[/QUOTE]

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I miss you...why don't you call me anymore? I drive by your appartment everyday. I even carved your name in my arms next to Tina's.

**Rain Man** · 01-17-2006, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo8888

I miss you...why don't you call me anymore? I drive by your appartment everyday. I even carved your name in my arms next to Tina's.

Sure. Why don't you come over to my place...for dinner.

**ptlyon** · 01-17-2006, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

A few days later, I was on the road to Texas. I never heard from her again.

That was mean.

**ptlyon** · 01-17-2006, 01:03 PM

Man, there sure are some twisted ****ers that post here on the planet.

I love this place.

**Rain Man** · 01-17-2006, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Man, there sure are some twisted ****ers that post here on the planet.

No kidding. Eating a hot dog from a convenience store?!?

angel · 01-17-2006, 01:28 PM

In high school, one of my friends casually mentioned in a group conversation that he always wanted to have a stalker, so I took it upon myself to leave random notes made from cut-out letters from magazines, cans of spam, and dead flowers, in his locker, and anywhere else I thought he would find them. He thought it was awesome to have a stalker who would leave him cans of spam.

**Rain Man** · 01-17-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

That was mean.

Thanks.

KCChiefsMan · 01-17-2006, 02:55 PM

wait about a month and call her around 2am when you get back from the bars, she will be more than likely to give in to all of your sexual pleasures, do that once or twice a week until she realizes that you are just using her for sex and then she will probably not want to talk to you again. But do not give her any hope, only call her when you are drunk and it is after 2am, don't take her out to eat or anything like that. I worked for me with a semi-crazy ex I had

bgguitarman · 01-17-2006, 03:53 PM

Ok...I was dating this girl for about a year and a half and she was a compulsive liar. I have a son so in order for her to kind of "get in" with me she told me her brother had a daughter that he gave up for adoption...imagine the surprise when I asked her brother how often he got to see her. She told her friends that I hit her which was proven to be untrue and now her friend are my friends. She also tried playing the rape card for which that was proven untrue. Oh the list goes on and on...anything from spending the last year trying to get me back and even saying that if i got her pregnant we could spend the nine months rekindling our relationship to lies about not being with her ex-boyfriend. Oh she showed up at my place one time while i was having a party and caused a big scene by laying down outside my door and yelling. Apt. manager wasn't too happy about that one. That's just a start but I can't recall anything more...it took a huge toll out of me.

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bgguitarman

Ok...I was dating this girl for about a year and a half and she was a compulsive liar. I have a son so in order for her to kind of "get in" with me she told me her brother had a daughter that he gave up for adoption...imagine the surprise when I asked her brother how often he got to see her. She told her friends that I hit her which was proven to be untrue and now her friend are my friends. She also tried playing the rape card for which that was proven untrue. Oh the list goes on and on...anything from spending the last year trying to get me back and even saying that if i got her pregnant we could spend the nine months rekindling our relationship to lies about not being with her ex-boyfriend. Oh she showed up at my place one time while i was having a party and caused a big scene by laying down outside my door and yelling. Apt. manager wasn't too happy about that one. That's just a start but I can't recall anything more...it took a huge toll out of me.

I feel your pain my brother. rep

sedated · 01-17-2006, 01:44 PM

Could be worse, at least you find out who she is now.

18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car's crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey( your money)
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenupt
WE WANT PRENUPT!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (Well I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke *****z(can you feel me ma)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke *****z(i gotta leave)

siberian khatru · 01-17-2006, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated

Could be worse, at least you find out who she is now.

18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car's crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey( your money)
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenupt
WE WANT PRENUPT!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (Well I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke *****z(can you feel me ma)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke *****z(i gotta leave)

I love Sinatra.

Simplex3 · 01-17-2006, 01:48 PM

I've never had one go psycho on me after the breakup because they all do that while I'm still with them. The worst was the one that I was actually living with. She's bitching to me for a month about how we don't have enough money, then suddenly two days go by with no money talk. I'm thinking she must have finally gotten over it, but no, she show up with a new car. A couple of days later she shows up with a new TV that she paid for with some financing deal. Then she takes to leaving dishes around the apt. until the food on them molds, letting her cat puke on the floor and leaving it forever, etc. Finally I "forgot her birthday", which pissed her off and got her to leave. Best part was she took the TV, but the bills kept coming because she had put the f**ker in my name. Seems she couldn't get the credit herself. Not quite sure to this day how she pulled that one off, though.

01-17-2006, 12:51 PM	#1
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	I don't really have any psychos following me around stil. They are all pretty normal. Most of them are married, because the rule is that the guy after me is the one they get married to. Clockwork.
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01-17-2006, 12:49 PM	#3
Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	[Well, tell me if you're going to move, because I really want to stay in touch with you. Yep, sure will. You promise? Yep. A few days later, I was on the road to Texas. I never heard from her again.[/QUOTE] _____________________________________________________________ I miss you...why don't you call me anymore? I drive by your appartment everyday. I even carved your name in my arms next to Tina's.
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01-17-2006, 01:03 PM	#6
ptlyon Bono & Grbac wasn't enough Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Sioux City, IA Casino cash: $12923829	Man, there sure are some twisted ****ers that post here on the planet. I love this place. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Advertise here: $19.99 a month
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01-17-2006, 01:28 PM	#8
angel so cute Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Small Town Kansas Casino cash: $10004900	In high school, one of my friends casually mentioned in a group conversation that he always wanted to have a stalker, so I took it upon myself to leave random notes made from cut-out letters from magazines, cans of spam, and dead flowers, in his locker, and anywhere else I thought he would find them. He thought it was awesome to have a stalker who would leave him cans of spam.
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01-17-2006, 02:55 PM	#10
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	wait about a month and call her around 2am when you get back from the bars, she will be more than likely to give in to all of your sexual pleasures, do that once or twice a week until she realizes that you are just using her for sex and then she will probably not want to talk to you again. But do not give her any hope, only call her when you are drunk and it is after 2am, don't take her out to eat or anything like that. I worked for me with a semi-crazy ex I had
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01-17-2006, 03:53 PM	#11
bgguitarman Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Omaha, NE Casino cash: $9480600	Ok...I was dating this girl for about a year and a half and she was a compulsive liar. I have a son so in order for her to kind of "get in" with me she told me her brother had a daughter that he gave up for adoption...imagine the surprise when I asked her brother how often he got to see her. She told her friends that I hit her which was proven to be untrue and now her friend are my friends. She also tried playing the rape card for which that was proven untrue. Oh the list goes on and on...anything from spending the last year trying to get me back and even saying that if i got her pregnant we could spend the nine months rekindling our relationship to lies about not being with her ex-boyfriend. Oh she showed up at my place one time while i was having a party and caused a big scene by laying down outside my door and yelling. Apt. manager wasn't too happy about that one. That's just a start but I can't recall anything more...it took a huge toll out of me.
Posts: 321

01-17-2006, 01:48 PM	#15
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	I've never had one go psycho on me after the breakup because they all do that while I'm still with them. The worst was the one that I was actually living with. She's bitching to me for a month about how we don't have enough money, then suddenly two days go by with no money talk. I'm thinking she must have finally gotten over it, but no, she show up with a new car. A couple of days later she shows up with a new TV that she paid for with some financing deal. Then she takes to leaving dishes around the apt. until the food on them molds, letting her cat puke on the floor and leaving it forever, etc. Finally I "forgot her birthday", which pissed her off and got her to leave. Best part was she took the TV, but the bills kept coming because she had put the f**ker in my name. Seems she couldn't get the credit herself. Not quite sure to this day how she pulled that one off, though.
Posts: 28,527