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Old 10-24-2017, 10:41 PM  
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Somebody hit me with a pair of shoes today.
I was walking through the downtown park where a lot of reefer addicts hang out today, coming back to my office from a meeting. As I was walking, all of a sudden I saw incoming when it was too late to avoid it, and a pair of high tops thunked hard into my ribs.

One of the reefer addicts apologized profusely. He was throwing them at someone and accidentally hit me. I stared at him for a second and kept walking.

That was probably the most notable part of my day.

I also saw a 3D printer for the first time today, which was kind of cool. That's a different thing than the shoe thing.
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Old 10-26-2017, 02:20 PM   #76
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How about a pool cue?

I'm really surprised at how common pool cue fights are. I'm very seldom in a place that has pool cues, much less in that place when a fight breaks out. But maybe this has something to do with the fact that I don't drink.
I wouldn't hit you with Billay's pool cue!!!!
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Old 10-26-2017, 03:00 PM   #77
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i walked out of a bar restroom once and ate the big end from about the upper left corner of my forehead and down at an angle where it went right between my eyes. I saw it when it was about 6 inches away, hadn't had words with the guy at all. I had a 2.5 inch gash on my forehead almost to the bone, took 3 tubes of super glue and some butterfly bandages to get it closed. I dont remember anything until i was sitting back at the bar with the police there. They told me i didnt go down and pulverized (their words) his face. He left in an ambulance i went home. I had the aforementioned gash, an approximately 3 inch wide 6 inch long lump, two black eyes.

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So...you ****ed his girl..or what? Or is it that your gaze is just so troublesome he had to act.
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Old 10-26-2017, 09:22 PM   #78
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i walked out of a bar restroom once and ate the big end from about the upper left corner of my forehead and down at an angle where it went right between my eyes. I saw it when it was about 6 inches away, hadn't had words with the guy at all. I had a 2.5 inch gash on my forehead almost to the bone, took 3 tubes of super glue and some butterfly bandages to get it closed. I dont remember anything until i was sitting back at the bar with the police there. They told me i didnt go down and pulverized (their words) his face. He left in an ambulance i went home. I had the aforementioned gash, an approximately 3 inch wide 6 inch long lump, two black eyes.

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Scars like that save on Halloween costumes.
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Old 10-26-2017, 09:37 PM   #79
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I'm going to start using "hit me with a pair of shoes" whenever something unexpected/unbelievable happens.
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Old 10-26-2017, 10:18 PM   #80
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I was walking through the downtown park where a lot of reefer addicts hang out today, coming back to my office from a meeting. As I was walking, all of a sudden I saw incoming when it was too late to avoid it, and a pair of high tops thunked hard into my ribs.

One of the reefer addicts apologized profusely. He was throwing them at someone and accidentally hit me. I stared at him for a second and kept walking.

That was probably the most notable part of my day.

I also saw a 3D printer for the first time today, which was kind of cool. That's a different thing than the shoe thing.
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Old 10-26-2017, 10:19 PM   #81
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The 3d printers work well for something NOT needing durability - for example a nine MM nor a Skateboard work well.
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The 3d printers work well for something NOT needing durability - for example a nine MM nor a Skateboard work well.
Or a dildo...
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Rain Man has the most interesting commutes to work. Bwana probably has his moments too, but I'll take stories about the strange behavior of pot junkies over the occasional grizzly bear encounter for a good story any day.
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So...you ****ed his girl..or what? Or is it that your gaze is just so troublesome he had to act.
. He told the police he thought i went on the womens room but he was wrong. I go there all the time i know the difference
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