News Cameron Diaz Almost Swallowed By Grouper

**Lumpy** · 05-09-2012, 10:49 AM

John Travolta is attracted to men (NTTAWWT) and Cameron Diaz is attracted to fish. WTF is going on in Hollywood?

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Adventurous CAMERON DIAZ was almost devoured by an angry fish while scuba diving during a recent tropical vacation.

The There’s Something About Mary actress was exploring the seas off the coast of Mexico in Cozumel with her pals when she decided to get up close and personal with a massive grouper.During an appearance on U.S. programme The Tonight Show With Jay Leno on Tuesday (01May12), she recalled, “It was probably the size of a Volkswagen Bug (Beetle). And he’s down there and he has these big old lips and somebody said, ‘Oh you should pet him.’

“I’m rubbing its lip and I’m like, ‘Oh my God, this is amazing!’ I’m looking into its eyes, we’re having this whole moment and all of a sudden it (inhaled) and I go (flying inside)… The only thing that stopped me was literally my neck.

“I’m like inside this fish, and I’m looking at him, he’s looking at me and I’m like, ‘What’s gonna happen here?’ And he… (spit me out) and I go flying backwards. And I have, like, a (oxygen) tank on and everything and I’m, like, rolling backwards in the water. So that was really good times.”
http://www.fembuzz.com/Cameron-Diaz-...ba-diving_1852

**The Franchise** · 05-09-2012, 10:50 AM

Fish should have finished the job.

**bevischief** · 05-09-2012, 10:53 AM

Agreed.

**Rain Man** · 05-09-2012, 10:56 AM

This is why I won't even go into swimming pools.

**The Franchise** · 05-09-2012, 10:57 AM

Bitch looks like a grouper. The fish probably got confused.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 05-09-2012, 11:01 AM

Well this was an unexpected story. I'm not sure I believe her. Seems a little fishy.

See what I did there?

**notorious** · 05-09-2012, 11:03 AM

Her peak hotness was in "The Mask".

After that, it has gone downhill.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 05-09-2012, 11:04 AM

She was nearly taken down hook, line and sinker.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 05-09-2012, 11:05 AM

Luckily for her the grouper decided to cut bait and move on.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 05-09-2012, 11:08 AM

Cameron didn't realize the trouble she was angling for.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 05-09-2012, 11:09 AM

Luckily for her she's now getting along swimmingly.

**Lumpy** · 05-09-2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

Well this was an unexpected story. I'm not sure I believe her. Seems a little fishy.

See what I did there?

I sea what you did there.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 05-09-2012, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

I sea what you did there.

Thanks dumplins. That could have been a large... scale... problem for her.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 05-09-2012, 11:17 AM

I guess I should try to reel it in a little, huh

BoneKrusher · 05-09-2012, 11:19 AM

the cum/gel she rubbed in her hair in "There's Something About Mary" was one of the funniest scenes i've ever seen from her.

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Dr. Johnny Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Luckily for her the grouper decided to cut bait and move on. __________________ courtesy of BoneKrusher "Baseball? It's just a game. As simple as a ball and bat, yet as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. It's a sport, a business and sometimes a religion." Ernie Harwell
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