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Old 03-25-2014, 01:28 PM  
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Ok, I need the creative, dirt, disgusting and over the top minds of CP

Looking to re-image, re-amp my show.
I do a rock show in Vegas and my all request lunch feature is Carlotas Box Lunch.

Im not shy or timid, in fact some people would call me one bad ass bitch.
So, Im looking for crazy ass minds of CP to help me write some imaging.
Some of the stuff I already have just to give you an idea:
Carlotas Box Lunch -think inside the Box
Eat This! Carlotas box lunch
CArlota-No Longer on a first name basis with Cher, Jewel or Madonna (CP member did that one)

Ideas?
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Old 03-25-2014, 09:12 PM   #151
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Old 03-25-2014, 09:12 PM   #152
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In this day and age my immediate reaction is to be more coy, more old fashioned... in a market like Vegas it may seem WAY counterintuitive... but you ARE trying to differentiate yourself... RIGHT.

Go against the dirt, the disgust, then grime... to an extent...don't kill your viewers with holier than thou platitudes and clichéd aphorisms, let them decide for themselves whats right with subtle nudges from their favorite voice.

Easier said than done, hahaaa I'm sure, in a big town like Vegas... but never sell out your humanity or morals... EVER... the MOB isn't worth selling your soul over.

A tiny country station in the middle of BFE is better than selling out your principles for "fame & money"... easier said than done I know.
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Old 03-25-2014, 09:15 PM   #153
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Old 03-25-2014, 09:17 PM   #154
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or jam out with your clam out?
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Old 03-25-2014, 09:22 PM   #155
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Personally I think you should keep it simple.

Carlota, just because **** Howard Stern.
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Old 03-25-2014, 09:33 PM   #156
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Old 03-25-2014, 09:38 PM   #157
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Old 03-25-2014, 09:42 PM   #158
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Old 03-25-2014, 10:15 PM   #159
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Old 03-25-2014, 10:55 PM   #160
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Old 03-25-2014, 10:57 PM   #161
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Old 03-25-2014, 11:11 PM   #162
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Old 03-26-2014, 02:45 AM   #163
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Carlota's Lunch Box, giving you more than just lunch *pause* if you ask nicely.
Carlota's Lunch Box; come for the food, stay for the paternity test
Carlota's Lunch Box;.....screw the rich kids.
Put Down the gas station taquito, and grab Carlota's Lunch Box
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Carlot'as Lunch Box; if she's good enough for G.I Joe, she's good enough for your sorry ass
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Cafeteria food is for Pussies *beep*; grab Carlota's Lunch Box
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Old 03-26-2014, 06:55 AM   #164
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Old 03-26-2014, 07:33 AM   #165
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Personally I think you should keep it simple.

Carlota, just because **** Howard Stern.
I lie, that..

Carlota, because **** everyone else!
There are a ton of awesome liners in here. I will be putting together something today, and having the people n production put it together. As soon as its all done, I will tell you guys when to listen, since I can't imagine getting all of them up. I will play all of them in one day, so they can be heard.
And I won't be putting these together til later today, so feel free to keep em coming.....;-)
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