**** OFFICIAL 2014 NASCAR THREAD ****

[GloryDayz]

In honor of JJ's win (), I thought I'd start this now. Here comes #7!!!

February 15th 2014 is right around the corner folks, get ready now!!!

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by KCTitus

Jeff wanted tires, Kes was the first car on 4 tires and had made up 7 spots in 3-4 laps. I was listening to the scanner. Jeff said 'we are toast unless we come in'. Alan asked him if he wanted to be '15th with tires' and Jeff shouted, Yes!. So he pitted.

Bad call IMO. He should have stayed out and bounced it off the side of the 2 car (to stay off the wall dontchaknow!!) as the 2 car tried to drive by.

There was nothing to lose in doing that, other than what he lost anyway, 5th place on the stage in NY.

[mlyonsd]

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

He didn't wreck anyone he just out drove their asses! That is the way it should be. Credit to Newman he took the bullshit route last week but he raced clean with the title on the line~

Congrats buddy.

[GloryDayz]

So, did the 48 folks make it to the NASCAR assholes trailer to have the unwritten rules explained to them?

[RNR]

Originally Posted by GloryDayz

So, did the 48 folks make it to the NASCAR assholes trailer to have the unwritten rules explained to them?

I shall celebrate and go to work with a well deserved hangover. As far as the changes my boy raced clean and won the championship race flat out. Who should have made it or could have made it doesn't matter. Harvick gave big props to Johnson and good on him~

[GloryDayz]

No doubt, props to KH and company, he was the class of the field down the stretch and deserved the wins and the championship.

I'm happy for him and his family, they should celebrate like rock stars...

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

I shall celebrate and go to work with a well deserved hangover. As far as the changes my boy raced clean and won the championship race flat out. Who should have made it or could have made it doesn't matter. Harvick gave big props to Johnson and good on him~

[RNR]

Originally Posted by GloryDayz

No doubt, props to KH and company, he was the class of the field down the stretch and deserved the wins and the championship.

I'm happy for him and his family, they should celebrate like rock stars...

To the douche bags that want roller derby they can stick this in their ass. He didn't wreck anyone and raced clean. He had to win back to back races to win the championship. We witnessed greatness tonight. Like him or hate him this is a first in NASCAR history. At least as far as I can recall~

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

To the douche bags that want roller derby they can stick this in their ass. He didn't wreck anyone and raced clean. He had to win back to back races to win the championship. We witnessed greatness tonight. Like him or hate him this is a first in NASCAR history. At least as far as I can recall~

He did indeed drive his ass off...

[GloryDayz]

Would!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...res-track.html

[chefsos]

It probably ain't street legal, it will never be used in competition, and the only people who could possibly afford it will have no clue how to drive it to its capabilities without promptly Paul Walkering themselves. OK!

It's a pretty picture, though






Having said that, yeah, that car is sex with four wheels attached.

[GloryDayz]

So, who's the #1 KH fan here? RedNedRaider??? I'll let them fight it out, but we need the 2015 NASCAR thread made and it needs to be a loyal KH fn who makes it (and my Dad isn't on CP)...

[GloryDayz]

That ****er!

http://www.sportingnews.com/nascar/s...h-carl-edwards


LAS VEGAS — “NASCAR After the Lap” is billed as a no-holds-barred event with Sprint Cup drivers telling great stories and busting on each other.

Considering the fights that happened late in the 2014 season, there were some great stories and jokes Thursday at The Palms.

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Brad Keselowski, the target of many of the flying fists this year, was distracted at one point when he said his girlfriend had sent him a text.

“I’m on my phone with my girlfriend, who sent me a picture of her in her bra,’’ Keselowski said. “Sorry. Priorities.’’

Greg Biffle then asked Keselowski: “That’s not the first time you’ve seen it, is it?’’

“I’m not complaining,” Keselowski said. “I’ve got a great girl. I don’t want to ruin it. I’m pretty good at ruining it, so I’m just not going to say anything more.’’

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That led Denny Hamlin, who has feuded with Keselowski, to quip: “That’s the last good relationship he’s got.’’

Brad Keselowski (Getty Images)

At one point, host Marty Smith asked drivers about their “welcome to NASCAR” moment.

“You should ask Brad, his welcome moment has got to be when he was upside-down at Atlanta thinking, ‘Oh shit, I just messed up,” Hamlin said, referring to Carl Edwards’ wrecking Keselowski in retaliation in 2010.

As Edwards began to speak, Gordon quipped to Edwards: “You should really re-think those white gloves.” (It was Edwards' white driving gloves that showed him turning his car into Keselowski's to intentionally wreck him.)

Matt Kenseth, who put Keselowski in a headlock during a scuffle earlier this year, said to Edwards: “He never screwed with you again, did he?”

Edwards said: “In fact, I think he did. That’s why we had that whole deal at Gateway again.” (Edwards wrecked Keselowski again during a Nationwide race at Gateway International Raceway.)

Keselowski wasn’t on stage at that time but later joined the group to a shower of boos from the crowd, the only driver to get more boos than cheers.

“Does anybody else notice how happy Kyle (Busch) is?” Kevin Harvick said. “Kyle is so happy that they booed Brad more than him.”

While Keselowski was the center of attention, it wasn’t the only feud talked about on stage.

Hamlin was asked about last year’s event. But he wasn’t there, missing the Chase for the Sprint Cup after a frustrating year that included missing some races with a broken back following a wreck with Joey Logano.

“I wasn’t part of this last year,” Hamlin said. “Thanks, Joey.”

[chefsos]

1) I guess we need a 2015 thread

2) If your ex-squeeze was, say, a TRAINED ASSASSIN, would you attempt to beat her up?

NASCAR's Busch says ex is 'assassin'; hearing concludes

Excerpts:

-Busch's ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, has accused the driver of slamming her head three times against the bedroom wall of his motorhome.

-Busch and his attorney, Rusty Hardin, have staunchly denied the accusations and cast Driscoll, who runs the Armed Forces Foundation and her own defense company, as a jilted lover who wants to destroy Busch's reputation. They have argued that Driscoll, who Busch claimed is a trained assassin deployed on many missions, was never physically abused.

-Once, he said, they were in El Paso, Texas, where Driscoll had left that night in camouflage and boots. She returned later to the hotel at which he was staying wearing a trench coat. Under it she was wearing an evening gown splattered with blood and other matter, Busch testified.

-"I find it interesting that some of the outlandish claims come straight from a fictional movie script I've been working on for eight years," Driscoll added.

http://www.delawareonline.com/story/...ssin/21691367/



YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

I think someone in this dispute is absolutely ****ing crazy, and it's...everyone.

[Bugeater]

Assassin? WTF?

[RNR]

Originally Posted by chefsos

1) I guess we need a 2015 thread

2) If your ex-squeeze was, say, a TRAINED ASSASSIN, would you attempt to beat her up?

NASCAR's Busch says ex is 'assassin'; hearing concludes

Excerpts:

-Busch's ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, has accused the driver of slamming her head three times against the bedroom wall of his motorhome.

-Busch and his attorney, Rusty Hardin, have staunchly denied the accusations and cast Driscoll, who runs the Armed Forces Foundation and her own defense company, as a jilted lover who wants to destroy Busch's reputation. They have argued that Driscoll, who Busch claimed is a trained assassin deployed on many missions, was never physically abused.

-Once, he said, they were in El Paso, Texas, where Driscoll had left that night in camouflage and boots. She returned later to the hotel at which he was staying wearing a trench coat. Under it she was wearing an evening gown splattered with blood and other matter, Busch testified.

-"I find it interesting that some of the outlandish claims come straight from a fictional movie script I've been working on for eight years," Driscoll added.

http://www.delawareonline.com/story/...ssin/21691367/



YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

I think someone in this dispute is absolutely ****ing crazy, and it's...everyone.

Both them Busch boys are about a half bubble off level~

[RNR]

Originally Posted by GloryDayz

So, who's the #1 KH fan here? RedNedRaider??? I'll let them fight it out, but we need the 2015 NASCAR thread made and it needs to be a loyal KH fn who makes it (and my Dad isn't on CP)...

I have been following the guy going back to the Delco Deuce. I am certain there are more qualified thread starters though. My computer skills are somewhat limited~