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Old 11-28-2013, 10:35 AM  
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-- Who else is constipated?
Real life issues this morning.

Lots of repercussions from the beef and jalapeno nachos (Los Bravos) enjoyed after my shopping venture, last night.

Lower cramping, burning anus 'incomplete' shits.

This is bullshit I don't need - on the day that I love to eat.


Who else is constipated today?
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:03 AM   #16
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:04 AM   #17
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well here's the thing, there is Mexico literally four blocks from me - it's like walking the streets of Mazatlan. I've witnessed a Mexican wedding on a mound of dirt, I'm dead serious.

But here's the other thing - there are a lot of jalapeno distributors here, locally in Atlanta, namely Norcross. These local companies pickle the shit out of their peppers - to where they actually swell up. I like a more tight pepper w/ a pop when you eat it, these were seemingly soaked forever in the pickling solution. They were jap slices on steroids. They seem to be harder to pass & burn, which is exactly opposite of what I'd expect to happen w/ a swollen pepper.
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:05 AM   #18
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:06 AM   #19
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things seem to be calming down.
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:07 AM   #20
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:08 AM   #21
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Pig out and then blast those lil ****ers out!! May burn, but the feast shall be worth it.
I am going after some sort of fiber today, a clean break by Sunday would be preferred.
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:10 AM   #22
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I am going after some sort of fiber today, a clean break by Sunday would be preferred.
I have been working out like a madman in prep for this feast. Nothing is gonna stop me now!
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:14 AM   #23
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This is really a perfect description of how I've felt for the last 2 days. At my size, it's not ****ing natural to go 3 days without a BM.
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:17 AM   #24
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This is really a perfect description of how I've felt for the last 2 days. At my size, it's not ****ing natural to go 3 days without a BM.
You need to buy a box of Shredded wheat, and get real stoned - get the munchies, then eat a couple of bowls of it. I'm telling you. You can't substitute for that army of wheat sourced fiber.
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:29 AM   #26
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You need to buy a box of Shredded wheat, and get real stoned - get the munchies, then eat a couple of bowls of it. I'm telling you. You can't substitute for that army of wheat sourced fiber.
Colon blow will clean you out in a hurry.
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Go to drug store. Buy COLACE. Take three or four 100mg pills with a cup of coffee. Simmer while watching football. You will shortly achieve relief...
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:32 AM   #28
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Go to drug store. Buy COLACE. Take three or four 100mg pills with a cup of coffee. Simmer while watching football. You will shortly achieve relief...
I may try that - Honestly though - if a person goes through a box of frosted mini wheat's, there is no denying the soon ensuing poo.
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:33 AM   #29
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I'd say w/in 15 hours, so yes it takes some time.
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Old 11-28-2013, 11:35 AM   #30
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I'm watching 'Ray' the movie, my ass burns, and I can't stop pissing from the extra coffee I've enjoyed today.
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