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10-12-2017, 02:23 PM | #91 |
You Sweetie!
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10-12-2017, 02:31 PM | #92 |
Politically Incorrect
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That works GREAT when you flip them onto their shells and their tits stick straight up and you can fondle them while the turtle squirms all over trying to flip back over!!!
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10-12-2017, 03:50 PM | #93 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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Used to know a stripper like that. She had stubby legs and arms and an awful hunch back. Terrible case of scoliosis or something. Anyway, we would get her drunk and paid the other strippers to roll her over on her back and watch her arms and legs waving in the air and her flapjack titties fall down by her armpits while she made this squeaking noise
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10-13-2017, 09:34 AM | #94 |
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Thank you once again Sauto for helping me out with a repair issue last year on the phone. I bought a Ford "Exploder" all wheel drive to zip around town in, so I didn't have to mile up my new truck.
The driving lights were busted on the thing so I bought some replacements. Ford had some ultra secret, double James Bond mystery way to get those damn things out, so I called Jason and he gave me advice on how to sneak them out. I can fix most things on most vehicles, but for some reason these were a real bitch for me, so once again Thank You Sauto.
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10-13-2017, 11:04 AM | #97 |
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Thanks everyone.
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10-13-2017, 04:08 PM | #98 |
Thank you
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10-13-2017, 06:59 PM | #99 |
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10-13-2017, 07:03 PM | #100 |
Not dead yet...
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10-13-2017, 07:53 PM | #101 |
Life is changing..
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10-26-2017, 11:20 AM | #102 |
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Just wanted to say thanks to everybody on this message board for the interesting football talk and chat.
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10-26-2017, 02:36 PM | #103 |
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Thank you for giving me a safe haven to bitch about this shitty ****ing football team.
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10-26-2017, 02:59 PM | #104 |
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10-26-2017, 03:54 PM | #105 |
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Thank you, basically everyone who posted here prior to about 3 years ago, for putting up with my attention-whoring.
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