The 2016 Kansas City Chiefs Prediction Thread

[Mr. Flopnuts]

There's probably been others. I don't give a shit. Be as in depth or as short winded as you'd like on the subject. I know the draft hasn't happened yet, but how often do you get immediate first year impact players in the draft when you draft in the high 20's? You can also wait until after the draft to comment on how you think this year is going to go. Or you can not ever comment on it all. I don't give a shit.

Frankly, I think it's going to be a frustrating year and we're going to watch Oakland or Denver win the division. I think Oakland is a potential playoff team, and Denver's defense is still all world, one of the best ever assembled. So they're going to win games. They could sign Tim ****ing Tebow and be over .500. They could sign Warren ****ing Moon and still be over .500. **** them in the ass with Lil Smoke's herpes penis. Their time to rot is coming. I'm confident of it.

Regardless, where does that leave us? We don't have a terrible schedule on paper. You never really know though because teams that were great last year will suck this year, and vice versa. I like that we have 3 home games in a row, 2 of which will be nationally televised to end our year. Our defense is still pretty stout as well, when healthy. Losing Sean Smith will be a blow to the defense. Justin Houston not playing x number of games this season will hurt us as well. Dee Ford needs to step the mother**** up if this team is going to compete for a division championship, or even a wild card spot.

Ultimately, I'm incredibly dissatisfied with this offseason, and feel we lost far more than we gained, and made no kind of splash at all because we have to pay our own guys. I'm a little pissed that Eric Berry is playing on the franchise tag considering we threw him $5 million to not play while he battled cancer. We could've tagged Smith instead and made a ****ing Super Bowl run this year.

This is genuinely a year I could see a 10-6 team not make the playoffs. Hope it's not us, but bracing myself to watch the 2 teams I hate the most make the playoffs while we sit at home. It seems like the last couple of times we've made the playoffs, the following year was a disappointment and led to a lot of head scratching. We'll see if it's different this time. I'm a diehard like most of you and am in desperate need of seeing this team take the next step.

What do you think? Right, wrong, different, die in an AIDS fire while jacking off to Caitlyn Jenner? Sound off folks. I wanna know what you think.

[DaneMcCloud]

14-2, AFC Champions

[threebag]

I like the way you think Dane

[SPchief]

13-3

[pr_capone]

Best case scenario 12-4

More than likely 10-6

Wouldn't be surprised at 7-9

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Week 1: vs Chargers - WIN (1-0)
Week 2: at Texans - WIN (2-0)
Week 3: vs Jets - WIN (3-0)
Week 4: at Steelers - LOSS (3-1)
Week 5: BYE
Week 6: at Raiders - LOSS (3-2)
Week 7: vs Saints - WIN (4-2)
Week 8: at Colts - LOSS (4-3)
Week 9: vs Jaguars - WIN (5-3)
Week 10: at Panthers - LOSS (5-4)
Week 11: vs Buccs - WIN (6-4)
Week 12: at Broncos - LOSS (6-5)
Week 13: at Falcons - WIN (7-5)
Week 14: vs Raiders - WIN (8-5)
Week 15: vs Titans - WIN (9-5)
Week 16: vs Broncos - WIN (10-5)
Week 17: at Chargers - LOSS (10-6)

[Bugeater]

8-8

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

14-2, AFC Champions

I will come all over Hollywood if that happens. On camera. Bro, I respect your football knowledge and hope that you are 100% correct. I definitely believe it's possible.

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I will come all over Hollywood if that happens. On camera. Bro, I respect your football knowledge and hope that you are 100% correct. I definitely believe it's possible.

You're always welcome, Brotha, whether the Chiefs are 2-14 (Blech!) or 14-2.

As for my prediction, I'm not joking. I chose 11-5 and a playoff win last year and they met that expectations. That doesn't make me a a Svengali but I do believe that a healthy Chiefs team will dominate in 2016.

We've seen flashes in 2013, 2014 and 2015. Dorsey has loaded this roster with depth and while no one will be able to replicate Justin Houston's 22 sacks, the offensive line, defensive line, safety and running back positions have been able to overcome and successfully endure injury. I fully expect the trend of stacking the roster to continue.

No team is perfect but I'll take the Chiefs over the Patriots in the AFC Championship game in 2016.

[Toby Waller]

10-6

The last 2 weeks will decide whether Chiefs or Raiders win division or get wildcard while fighting with the Bills,Ravens,Bengals for spots and positioning.

[Hamwallet]

Who cares. Royals are playing. Get with the program.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by pr_capone

Best case scenario 12-4

More than likely 10-6

Wouldn't be surprised at 7-9

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Week 1: vs Chargers - WIN (1-0)
Week 2: at Texans - WIN (2-0)
Week 3: vs Jets - WIN (3-0)
Week 4: at Steelers - LOSS (3-1)
Week 5: BYE
Week 6: at Raiders - LOSS (3-2)
Week 7: vs Saints - WIN (4-2)
Week 8: at Colts - LOSS (4-3)
Week 9: vs Jaguars - WIN (5-3)
Week 10: at Panthers - LOSS (5-4)
Week 11: vs Buccs - WIN (6-4)
Week 12: at Broncos - LOSS (6-5)
Week 13: at Falcons - WIN (7-5)
Week 14: vs Raiders - WIN (8-5)
Week 15: vs Titans - WIN (9-5)
Week 16: vs Broncos - WIN (10-5)
Week 17: at Chargers - LOSS (10-6)

You and I are on the same page with this team. I like Dane's prediction better, but I can't help but feel how I feel about them. I haven't been around as much, I hope life is treating you kind PR.

Originally Posted by SPchief

13-3

That record scares the shit out of me due to battered fan syndrome, but I'd take it over my own prediction right now.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

You're always welcome, Brotha, whether the Chiefs are 2-14 (Blech!) or 14-2.

As for my prediction, I'm not joking. I chose 11-5 and a playoff win last year and they met that expectations. That doesn't make me a a Svengali but I do believe that a healthy Chiefs team will dominate in 2016.

We've seen flashes in 2013, 2014 and 2015. Dorsey has loaded this roster with depth and while no one will be able to replicate Justin Houston's 22 sacks, the offensive line, defensive line, safety and running back positions have been able to overcome and successfully endure injury. I fully expect the trend of stacking the roster to continue.

No team is perfect but I'll take the Chiefs over the Patriots in the AFC Championship game in 2016.

I can't argue with any of that. And you nailed last year. I'm voting Dane for CP President at this point!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Toby Waller

10-6

The last 2 weeks will decide whether Chiefs or Raiders win division or get wildcard while fighting with the Bills,Ravens,Bengals for spots and positioning.

Getting into detail, that's exactly how I see things ending up at this point. What do you think Denver is going to do though? Fall apart? Not with their defense I don't think.

[TribalElder]

I predict disappointment

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by TribalElder

I predict disappointment

Honestly I kind of expected to get shit on by starting this thread. Apparently I'm not the only one that's a bit pessimistic on them. This offseason has been so ****ing blah!!!

[Sorter]

11-5, make it to the AFCCG.