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Old 01-23-2014, 09:52 PM  
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I am having a really, really shitty week. It has left me pretty shaken personally, and I'm not sure what my immediate or long-term future holds.

Because I've had such a bad pair of days (and the last eight months in general have really ****ed me up the ass), I need you guys to cheer me up.

Ask me anything. I promise you I will answer. (Unless I decide not to -- but I will really, really try not to do that.)

Everything's in bounds, with one exception: please don't ask me anything about why I've had a rough go of it, recently. Though I've already posted about one of the things that's happened, minor as it may be in the grand scheme of things.

I just need to be distracted with the alternatingly pleasant, weird, ball-busting, shit-shooting essense of ChiefsPlanet.

I started one of these threads a few years ago when things were pretty dark back then, and CP lifted my spirits. I once again am facing some pretty dark times. So let's make this one less direct and as assinine as we usually are.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:26 PM   #31
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:27 PM   #32
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:27 PM   #33
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Having to choose only one, would you say you were more musically 'moved' by Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Better than Ezra or the Smashing Pumpkins? Also - would you lick a chick's ass?

Thanks.
I believe you asked me if I've performed analingus last time I had this kind of thread.

I was into all three bands at various times, but I never cared for Corgans' voice and Ezra was just bland.

I have two MMB albums, which is one more than I have of the other two combined.

"So Sad To Say" is still a damn good ska song.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:27 PM   #34
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:28 PM   #35
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:28 PM   #36
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Like 11 NFL players??

Jesus. No ****ing clue.

First thing you'd need is a crazy good athlete at QB, who you'd put in the secondary to play safety so you can disguise him and protect him, but he can make plays if he has to.

Colin Kaepernick (QB/S)

Then you need to protect him. I'm going to go with two smaller left tackles who can try to get some push, and two 3-4 DEs you'll just have to play at guard but can rush the passer really well.

Matt Kalil (LT/DT)
Joe Staley (RT/DT)
Justin Smith (RG/DE)
JJ Watt (LG/DE)

You need a fifth lineman, so you'd preferably get a bigger linebacker here who can hike the ball.

Patrick Willis (C/ILB)

Now you need a RB who can play LB, and a LB who can play TE/FB.

Adrian Peterson (RB/OLB)
Von Miller (TE/OLB)

Now you need three receivers/secondary guys.

Patrick Peterson (WR/CB) obv
Julian Edelman (WR/CB
Calvin Johnson (WR/S)

That took me a shit ton of thought...
Seriously? You go Peterson, Megatron and Patterson at CB/WR.

And do you think that Vernon Davis could be an OLB? Or are you assuming that it would be easier to teach Miller to play TE?
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:29 PM   #37
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:30 PM   #38
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:30 PM   #39
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It's not MY fault you asked a difficult question to answer.

I put serious thought into that.

QB: Colin Kaepernick
RB: Adrian Peterson

FB/TE: Von Miller
WR: Calvin Johnson, Patrick Peterson, Julian Edelman

LT: Matt Kalil
LG: JJ Watt
C: Patrick Willis
RG: Justin Smith
RT: Joe Staley

DE: JJ Watt
DT: Matt Kalil
DT: Joe Staley
DE: Justin Smith

OLB: Adrian Peterson
ILB: Patrick Willis
OLB: Von Miller

CB: Patrick Peterson, Julian Edelman
S: Calvin Johnson, Colin Kaepernick

I think that leaves your defense weak up the gut and at safety, but otherwise you've got a damn good team.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:31 PM   #40
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It's not MY fault you asked a difficult question to answer.

I put serious thought into that.

QB: Colin Kaepernick
RB: Adrian Peterson

FB/TE: Von Miller
WR: Calvin Johnson, Patrick Peterson, Julian Edelman

LT: Matt Kalil
LG: JJ Watt
C: Patrick Willis
RG: Justin Smith
RT: Joe Staley

DE: JJ Watt
DT: Matt Kalil
DT: Joe Staley
DE: Justin Smith

OLB: Adrian Peterson
ILB: Patrick Willis
OLB: Von Miller

CB: Patrick Peterson, Julian Edelman
S: Calvin Johnson, Colin Kaepernick

I think that leaves your defense weak up the gut and at safety, but otherwise you've got a damn good team.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:32 PM   #42
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I believe you asked me if I've performed analingus last time I had this kind of thread.

I was into all three bands at various times, but I never cared for Corgans' voice and Ezra was just bland.

I have two MMB albums, which is one more than I have of the other two combined.

"So Sad To Say" is still a damn good ska song.

Do you go out of your way to only eat chicken and fish? - or do you just simply not give a rat's ass and will eat beef like 5 days per week, or do you do neither - or maybe somewhere in between...?

How about water - do you drink a lot of water?

How have your stools been over the last 48 hours & do you normally poop at the same time of the day, every day?
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:32 PM   #43
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Seriously? You go Peterson, Megatron and Patterson at CB/WR.

And do you think that Vernon Davis could be an OLB? Or are you assuming that it would be easier to teach Miller to play TE?
It's debateable. I thought of Vernon Davis, but ultimately went with a playmaker on defense.

How often do we see LBs play TE? Frequently. TEs playing LB? Never.
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It's debateable. I thought of Vernon Davis, but ultimately went with a playmaker on defense.

How often do we see LBs play TE? Frequently. TEs playing LB? Never.
True. I guess it's easier to learn to catch than it is to learn the nuances of a good rush.
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Is it a total deal breaker or can the right chick get away with it?
Wait...aren't you an Asian chick? You're supposed to know everything there is to know about all things pedicure. Don't waste your question on something you already know. Ask him about how to drive or something...
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