The Daniel Sorenson appreciation/Virus, go eat a bag of dicks Thread.

[TimBone]

White boy making big plays....Virus, please follow thread title instructions.

[Hammock Parties]

PASSING YARDS ALLOWED PER SNAP

Mike Hughes 0.97
Dan Sorensen 0.96

PASS TD ALLOWED

Hughes 4
Sorensen 4

MISSED TACKLE RATE

Hughes 4.5%
Sorensen 21.6%

Hughes has played 3 snaps in last 2 games.

Sorensen has played 65.

[BleedingRed]

It doesnt make sense, is Sorenson a Mormon? Like is Andy favoring him because of his religion or something?

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by BleedingRed

It doesnt make sense, is Sorenson a Mormon? Like is Andy favoring him because of his religion or something?

Sorensen has been here forever. They are going to keep ****ing that chicken.

He is going to have to lose a game in one of his 20 snaps or something for them to finally bench him entirely.

[crispystl]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Sorensen has been here forever. They are going to keep ****ing that chicken.

He is going to have to lose a game in one of his 20 snaps or something for them to finally bench him entirely.

One could argue he's already lost a couple for us.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Sorensen has been here forever. They are going to keep ****ing that chicken.

He is going to have to lose a game in one of his 20 snaps or something for them to finally bench him entirely.

This defense has been struggling all season to establish an identity. They've finally started to play a little better when Dan ****ing Sorenson SINGLE-HANDEDLY cost them a chance at a benchmark shutout win.

He shouldn't be benched, he should be cut outright. I ****ing hate the guy at this point.

You need to spam the **** out of the Chiefs with that "perfect QB rating" shit. It's maddening.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by crispystl

One could argue he's already lost a couple for us.

Yes, but he was a starter then.

He hasn't out and out lost a game playing 20 snaps a game - yet.

I have no idea why he was isolated on Aaron Jones in that game the other day. Multiple times.

[CoMoChief]

1. Some guys peak athletically in HS.

2. Some peak in NCAA.

3. Some peak after a couple/few yrs in the league.

4. Then there are those who are gifted enough to play at a consistent high level and can have a decade long pro career.

Not that I think Sorensen was ever a gifted athlete, certainly was good enough of one to get to the pros but I think he's ultimately #3 on this list.

He's regressing athletically. He's always been a step too slow getting to where he needs to be but now he's 3-4 steps too slow and he's getting toasted by just about anyone he attempts to try and cover.

Coaches like him (and Neimann) because they're good in the film room and know where they need to be....they just can never get there.

IMO, when Armani Watts has been on the field, he's played marginally well. Maybe he doesn't show up in the classroom/film study and coaches are stubbornly hesitant putting him out there. But at this point you have to chance it because he's causing the team problems and you've ran out of options.

But Sorensen is costing this team wins...so is Neimann. If Watts or O'Daniel can't beat out Sorensen or Neimann at this point then WTF are they even on the team? They've been on the roster this being their 4th season, they're former '18 3rd rd picks top125 players. Sorensen and Neimann were UDFA for a reason. You gotta know what you have/what you dont. It's maddening. Spags needs to do SOMETHING different.

And the worst thing about all of this...

At some point DS is going to make some huge important game changing play late in the year or in the playoffs that'll band-aid all of his previous horrendous play through out the season and people like Spags will be tempted to play him even more because "he makes big plays".

[ChiefBlueCFC]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

The new numbers are in!

Daniel remains perfect.

I mean, can't blame the Chiefs here, DAN IS ****IN PURRFECT!!

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

1. Some guys peak athletically in HS.

2. Some peak in NCAA.

3. Some peak after a couple/few yrs in the league.

4. Then there are those who are gifted enough to play at a consistent high level and can have a decade long pro career.

Not that I think Sorensen was ever a gifted athlete, certainly was good enough of one to get to the pros but I think he's ultimately #3 on this list.

He's regressing athletically. He's always been a step too slow getting to where he needs to be but now he's 3-4 steps too slow and he's getting toasted by just about anyone he attempts to try and cover.

Coaches like him (and Neimann) because they're good in the film room and know where they need to be....they just can never get there.

IMO, when Armani Watts has been on the field, he's played marginally well. Maybe he doesn't show up in the classroom/film study and coaches are stubbornly hesitant putting him out there. But at this point you have to chance it because he's causing the team problems and you've ran out of options.

But Sorensen is costing this team wins...so is Neimann. If Watts or O'Daniel can't beat out Sorensen or Neimann at this point then WTF are they even on the team? They've been on the roster this being their 4th season, they're former '18 3rd rd picks top125 players. Sorensen and Neimann were UDFA for a reason. You gotta know what you have/what you dont. It's maddening. Spags needs to do SOMETHING different.

And the worst thing about all of this...

At some point DS is going to make some huge important game changing play late in the year or in the playoffs that'll band-aid all of his previous horrendous play through out the season and people like Spags will be tempted to play him even more because "he makes big plays".

Sorry man. DOD and Watts are special teamers at best. There's a reason they're not on the field.

[suzzer99]

Just like there was a reason Sorenson started over Thornhill for the first five games of this season?

It seemed like Watts played ok as the 3rd safety in game 1 this year. Anyone know his PFF grade?

[Rainbarrel]

Niemann is as thankful for Sorensen as Kafka is thankful EB didn't get a HC job.

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by suzzer99

Just like there was a reason Sorenson started over Thornhill for the first five games of this season?

It seemed like Watts played ok as the 3rd safety in game 1 this year. Anyone know his PFF grade?

68.0

Dirty Dan has a 36.7…

[BossChief]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

This defense has been struggling all season to establish an identity. They've finally started to play a little better when Dan ****ing Sorenson SINGLE-HANDEDLY cost them a chance at a benchmark shutout win.

He shouldn't be benched, he should be cut outright. I ****ing hate the guy at this point.

You need to spam the **** out of the Chiefs with that "perfect QB rating" shit. It's maddening.

They need to put him on IR for a hamstring. He’s done as a safety in the Nfsl and if we’re being honest, the league saw him as donezo last year. Nobody wanted him in FA.

[Hammock Parties]

[CoMoChief]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

Sorry man. DOD and Watts are special teamers at best. There's a reason they're not on the field.

I'm not saying they're perfect, but when they've been on the field they've made some plays in the minimal amount of snaps they've received.

This is a passing league. Safeties and LB's need to be able to cover some ground.

Sorensen and Neimann should also be a "ST at best" player, but they're not, because our DC is a stubborn mule.