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01-17-2013, 10:15 AM | #1 |
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keep a set of these handy, near the door and answer it.
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01-17-2013, 11:37 AM | #2 |
Bring it on Ahab!
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Just tell them you're jewish and they'll go away.
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01-17-2013, 01:53 PM | #3 |
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I hate people who try and push their religion on someone else, their intentions may be good but it's annoying. I don't need some one telling me what to believe in and why I should. Most the time these fools don't even know they are intruding idiots
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01-17-2013, 02:29 PM | #4 |
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I might just throw a jihad on your ass for this post.
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01-17-2013, 02:49 PM | #5 |
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One time when I was a kid the Jehovah's showed up and we were working on the farm. My dad told them they could talk as long as they were scooping shit in the pig shed.
A few years ago they came to my house when we were working outside on a remodel and I told them the same thing(insert shoveling dirt and chopping tree roots). They declined. |
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01-17-2013, 02:53 PM | #6 | |
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01-17-2013, 03:33 PM | #7 | |
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01-17-2013, 03:40 PM | #8 |
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Or...
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01-17-2013, 09:04 PM | #9 |
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I think I would just answer the door, smiling, and pretending to be deaf. As the leaflet is passes to me, I would hold up a finger- as to suggest "oh. Hang on a second"...then hand him a Chinese takeout menu. Wave good bye, the entire time I'm closing the door.
...smiling the entire time.
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01-17-2013, 09:38 PM | #10 |
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I would get a Mormon and jw to come over to my house where i would say you both have good ideas tell you what you two fight each other whoever wins i'll join your church. Then while their fighting i'd call the cops on them and say their trespassing on my yard. Problem solved.
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01-17-2013, 09:50 PM | #11 |
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Te'o is a Mormon. Just tell them that you'll hit them up on Twitter. Then cease to exist.
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01-17-2013, 09:54 PM | #12 |
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I guess they think Catholics crucify people on their lawns. I tell them I am Roman Catholic and they quickly move on.
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01-17-2013, 10:35 PM | #13 |
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They have a lot of territory to cover. They would be there all day talking about Mary, the Pope, transubstantiation, indulgences... They would have to spend all day just at your house.
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