It's Your Dealer That Makes The Difference...

[gblowfish]

And THAT's the TRUTH!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2962844.html

She's a sucker for a good deal.

Crystal Frantzen, 28, was spotted performing oral sex on 58-year-old Gary Tipton in public "in exchange for a better deal" on a Cadillac she wanted to buy from him, according to a Sullivan County, Tenn. Sheriff's report obtained by the Smoking Gun.

Dispatchers received complaints of indecent exposure at a gas station parking lot in Blountville around noon on March 20, WCYB reported.

The act was allegedly taking place inside the very car that Tipton was trying to sell, according to the Times News.

When Frantzen allegedly confessed, she never specified exactly what price she was hoping to get out of the oral agreement.

Frantzen was charged with prostitution, while Tipton was charged with patronizing a prostitute and drug possession. Both have been released on bond.

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i sold cars for 18 years, shit like that never happened to me by god

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Hi Folks, Jeff Briggs, Olathe Dodge Chrysler Jeep at I-35 and 119th Street. It's Spring, and I've got a lot full of Ram Tough Trucks, Work Trucks, Crew Cabs, Cummins Diesels and a whole lot more. And I've got more Jeep Wranglers than I can swing a dead rat at….so here's the deal. You come in for a test drive today….yes TODAY…and my wife will give you a handie -with her right hand- on the show room floor. Plus get free oil changes for one year. Buy a new Ram Truck, and my daughter will blow your entire family. That's right everyone from Great Grandpa down to little Opie in middle school. And I'll throw in a spray in bed liner, and my wife will give you a SECOND handie -with her left hand- at no extra charge. Folks, I want your trade. I don't care if the car has no engine. I don't care if it has no doors or a windshield, I don't care if there's a dead Mexican in the trunk. I want your trade. So come in and take advantage of me. Seriously. Take advantage of me. You can jam a ball gag down my throat, bend me across my desk and shove a stapler up my ass, and then post pictures on You Tube. I will do ANYTHING to sell you a new Dodge, Chrysler or Jeep vehicle. And this weekend, for Easter I'll be strapped to a giant Cross on the roof of my dealership. Test drive a new Chrysler 300, and you can throw rocks at me. That's right, I said it, test drive a Chrysler 300 and you can stone me on the roof of my dealership. All my prices are out the door. We'll see you on the showroom floor, come get a handie from my wife, a hummer from my daughter, just come in... that's Olathe Dodge Chrysler Jeep!

I swear on my Grandpa that sounds JUST like a place i used to work at, the salesmen would come up with nearly identical jokes about it... the gm would get on the roof like you're saying and have all kinds of stupid commercials and promotions.

So come on in for your chance to meet UFC champion Matt Hughes! and with any tests drive you can take a stab at my wife! we've got her spread eagle in the back of the parts truck! Ol Matts taking a shot as we speak, and boy i tell ya folks, they call him the champ for a reason!