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Old 11-02-2014, 08:19 PM  
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Let's talk about the ****ing Bills.

This one is huge, people. If you didn't already know, and aren't already reading along in the two threads we're discussing this, this one could be for an NFL tiebreaker. Plus, it is a game we need to win so that we don't have to beat the league's most talented teams later to compensate.

The Bills are 5-3. We are 5-3. This, for all intents and purposes, is a playoff game. And it's in ****ing Buffalo, a place where they're almost as starved for playoff success as we are. Even worse, they're coming off a bye.

What the hell happened in Buffalo? This team was a hopeless dope of a franchise for years. They were awful last year. Now, they're suddenly competent and possibly even good? Without a running game??? What??

I'll tell you what happened. Kyle ****ing Orton happened. All of a sudden, the Bills have a QB who doesn't Belcher their entire chance at success. Orton can, you know, actually pass the ball, can adequately read defenses, and doesn't make gargantuan ****ing mistakes like EJ Manuel and Jeff Tuel did. And prepare yourself for this week, because Claythan is going to be blowing Orton all week and it's going to be ridiculous.

Orton's having a very good year by his standards, but there's two major catches to his success:
  • The Bills do not have a run game, and therefore depend on Orton for their offensive success.
  • He is still Kyle Orton.
That means you can expect Orton's effectiveness to evaporate like a Chiefs fan's hopes and dreams when he's under pressure. You can also expect him to struggle squeezing the ball into tight windows, which is why Orton has historically been terrible in the red zone.

He's been better this year in the red zone, but still nobody's idea of a world beater. The primary reason he's been getting some success is because they have their own Percy Harvin, which we apparently struggle mightily with, named Sammie Watkins. This Watkins kid isn't the polished route-runner that Harvin is, but he's bigger and every bit as athletic. He can absolutely torch people, and the Chiefs need to have this asshole on lockdown.

After that, they have several nice, adequate weapons in supporting roles. I've always really liked Scott Chandler at TE, and angled a few years back for the Chiefs to pick him up in FA. Mike Williams is a big WR who had a super productive year in Tampa and can still have a big catch from time to time, Robert Woods is a smooth route runner, and Marquise Goodwin is a re-****ing-diculous speedster.

At RB, it's a mess. Fred Jackson has missed time, and will probably be out. CJ Spiller is dead. Their lead RB, and this is true, is a guy named Boobie Dixon. Also known as Anthony Dixon, he was a 245 lbs, fatass plodder that the 49ers could never find use for. He's meh. They also have Bryce Brown, who is alright.

I really like their OL, which is a reason Orton's been able to sling it fairly well. Cordy Glenn is a ridiculous monster athlete of a LT, but he's still learning and is very young. Seantrel Henderson is another extremely large, very athletic tackle at RT, just a great pair of gigantic athletes there. Erik Wood is a decent, capable center, nothing special, but I don't know much about how Cyril Richardson and Erik Pears are playing at guard. Maybe we've got some New Englanders here who can enlighten us.

So that's a capable offense. But the defense is why they are 5-3.

This defensive line is impossible. Mario Williams is not the game changer he once was, but he gets his off the edge. The middle of the DL is probably the best the NFL has to offer: Marcel Dareus and Kyle Williams are ****ing impossible. They disrupt anything and everything, and are ferocious against the pass (Dareus has SEVEN SACKS) and the run. Shit... is about to get real. Off the other edge they have Jerry Hughes, a former 1st round bust who is off pace to notch 11 sack this year. This DL is the worst.

I don't know anything about Nigel Bradham at OLB, who apparently leads their team in tackles. Keith Rivers is injured again, so they play rookie Preston Brown at the other OLB spot -- Brown is not terribly athletic, but is a sound tackler. They have Brandon Spikes at ILB, the epitome of slow and heady.

Expect a heavy dosage of Stephon Gilmore on Bowe. Gilmore is a physical, smart corner who is a true #1 CB. Leonis McKelvin is a former 1st round bust -- great athlete, but very average at the #2 CB position -- which is probably enough against our poverty receiving corps.

Aaron Williams has been reborn as a very good safety in Buffalo after playing poorly as a CB early in his career. I don't know a damn thing about Da'Norris Searcy but his stats indicate a jack of all trades, and a master of none.

This is one of those games you get up for, people. It's going to be a very intense week getting up for this game, and having to put up with Claynus' Orton-whoring this week won't make it much better.

Let's win this ****ing game.
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Old 11-09-2014, 07:24 PM   #661
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Fully on display. Did you watch him disappear whenever the Bills got to the red zone?
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Old 11-09-2014, 07:25 PM   #662
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Old 11-09-2014, 07:26 PM   #663
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Fully on display. Did you watch him disappear whenever the Bills got to the red zone?
It is just astonishing. A guy who is actually really effective between the 20's is just atrocious in the red zone. It's simply unbelievable.
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Old 11-09-2014, 07:32 PM   #664
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Fully on display. Did you watch him disappear whenever the Bills got to the red zone?
If the Bills offense was even decent in the red zone we would have been toast.

I'm not sure it isn't something about the offense as well.

too reliant on stretching the field vertically and not enough horizontally.
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Old 11-09-2014, 07:34 PM   #665
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Old 11-09-2014, 07:40 PM   #666
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If the Bills offense was even decent in the red zone we would have been toast.

I'm not sure it isn't something about the offense as well.

too reliant on stretching the field vertically and not enough horizontally.
Buffalo is a QB away from being a legitimately good NFL team. They probably should have kept Steve Johnson, but they've got a lot of weapons even without him.
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Old 11-09-2014, 07:57 PM   #667
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Old 11-09-2014, 08:56 PM   #669
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Today reminded me of the game we lost against the Raiders with Orton. He's good, but then again he's not.
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Donald is better than Dareus, right? Bahahaha.

Better team won.

The better team on the field yesterday loss.
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Donald is better than Dareus, right? Bahahaha.

Better team won.

The better team on the field yesterday loss.
If there was ever a game where the better team won, yesterday was it.

The bills had the better front 7.

That was it. The chiefs have the better qb, better special teams, better coaches.

The better team won.
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Old 11-10-2014, 08:13 AM   #673
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Better team won.

The better team on the field yesterday loss.
4 red zone trips. 1 TD. Yup better team lost
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Thats such chicken shit pussy sour grapes bullshit. "We may have lost but we're still better!". Especially comin from a ****ing Kyle Orton led Bills fan. And to do it on the other teams forum. **** off already.
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