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Old 03-19-2006, 12:05 PM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)
Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.
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Old 09-08-2007, 05:03 PM   #316
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Old 09-08-2007, 05:37 PM   #317
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Try this for your sig. You might have to resize it though.
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:19 PM   #318
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Try this for your sig. You might have to resize it though.
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:36 PM   #319
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when a physician looks into the throat of the average human male, the view often is that of a dangling uvula.

In the case of this latest gaping schmegma lipped, beef curtain....the good doctor is sure to see a pillaged cervix.
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:41 PM   #320
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when a physician looks into the throat of the average human male, the view often is that of a dangling uvula.

In the case of this latest gaping schmegma lipped, beef curtain....the good doctor is sure to see a pillaged cervix.
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:43 PM   #321
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I wish I were joking, but this poofter is about 17 seconds from cowflopping out more air bursts from his vagmouth than redrum's mom after the labor day Biker rally.

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Old 10-23-2007, 09:32 AM   #322
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Why is anyone upset about signatures anyway?
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Old 10-23-2007, 09:37 AM   #323
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Why is anyone upset about signatures anyway?
Why have sigs is a better question.
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Old 10-23-2007, 10:22 AM   #324
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Why have sigs is a better question.
Maybe you could have a little "accident" and this will all go away.
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Old 10-23-2007, 10:57 AM   #325
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Why have sigs is a better question.
because it provides independent expression and personal investment into the BBS experience.




why sell different types of clothing? Just have everyone in america wear a uniform? Sure would be cheaper and easy to deal with.


Hair ... what about hair?


Buzz cuts for everybody
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Old 10-23-2007, 12:15 PM   #326
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Hair ... what about hair?


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Sounds great! I'm in!
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Old 10-23-2007, 12:39 PM   #327
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because it provides independent expression and personal investment into the BBS experience.




why sell different types of clothing? Just have everyone in america wear a uniform? Sure would be cheaper and easy to deal with.


Hair ... what about hair?


Buzz cuts for everybody
An avatar allows freedom of expression as well.
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Old 10-23-2007, 01:19 PM   #328
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why sell different types of clothing? Just have everyone in america wear a uniform? Sure would be cheaper and easy to deal with.


Hair ... what about hair?


Buzz cuts for everybody
And oddly enough, while everyone can buy the pants of their own choosing, it's still against the rules to walk around the mall with your cock hanging out.

Don't be a phuqtard.
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Old 10-23-2007, 02:45 PM   #329
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And oddly enough, while everyone can buy the pants of their own choosing, it's still against the rules to walk around the mall with your cock hanging out.


This explains so much........................and to think, I'd never been to jail before..............
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Old 10-23-2007, 03:24 PM   #330
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Sounds great! I'm in!
No fair! You've got a head start!

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And oddly enough, while everyone can buy the pants of their own choosing, it's still against the rules to walk around the mall with your cock hanging out.
At least now I know what Lafours was yelling about last time I went to the mall. I thought that old bastard of a security guard had lost his marbles.
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