Received a mystery package from a CPer

[Hammock Parties]

Hark! A mysterious box! Let us inspect the label.



Claynus, is that you? YES, IT'S ME!



Let's open that bitch up. We will use our finest knife. I use it for bear hunting occasionally.



DOPE THREADS!!! THIS COULD BE AWESOME!



LOOK HOW DOPE THIS SHIT IS. It's a good thing these shorts are white because they'll hide my dope thread jizz!



A SHIRT FROM MAJOR DESIGNER RALPH LAUREN! Whoever sent me this is a ballin' individual. This is my first Ralph Lauren item in the history of ever. Pussy is sure to follow now!



HO HO! I'm a sailor boy in this shirt!



What a great shirt! I love the NFL!



WHOA! We took a left off Dope Thread Street and turned onto Bitchin' Denim Ave! I bet these hug my ass like Inmem!



SO JUICY!



Who could have sent these fine items? It is a mystery, as this was all that remained in the box 'o dope threads. Whoever they are...they seem nice.