Psycho ex-stories - Page 17

mike_b_284 · 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM

I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

..I love that show

It was a movie, you fucking idiot.

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

He knew he was in a bad mood.

He knew (probably) that the ice cream comment was going to start a fight.

The amount of time they had known each other with regard to the two above is irrelevant.

Point taken. However, I still feel you all are being a bit too rough on the guy. In his bad mood he let a snide remark out, it happens, even when you know it shouldn't. He did however try to keep the situation from growing worse. Perhaps he was a bit terse in doing so, but having just explained he was in a bad mood, WTF does one expect?

I fail to see how a snide remark justifies a reaction of ranting and lunacy.

**Rain Man** · 01-17-2006, 07:23 PM

A real man would never pick a lock if he also had the option to break down the door.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

I fail to see how a snide remark justifies a reaction of ranting and lunacy.

It doesn't. Having breasts and other goodies does, however.

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

Point taken. However, I still feel you all are being a bit too rough on the guy. In his bad mood he let a snide remark out, it happens, even when you know it shouldn't. He did however try to keep the situation from growing worse. Perhaps he was a bit terse in doing so, but having just explained he was in a bad mood, WTF does one expect?

I fail to see how a snide remark justifies a reaction of ranting and lunacy.

I fail to see why you'd give a shit if a girl needed to take a breather in your bathroom.

I further fail to see why any guy would date a girl that he had to worry about in that manner.

Even worse, I fail to see why he had to have his socks back.

He's just a snot.

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

A real man would never pick a lock if he also had the option to break down the door.

Kind of what I was thinking. They both say, "you can't keep me out", but the latter choice puts a great big exclamation point on it.

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

A real man would never pick a lock if he also had the option to break down the door.

I have a bad habit of unlocking the bathroom door from the outside and peering at my male guests in the mirror.

chiefs4me · 01-17-2006, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

It was a movie, you fucking idiot.

you are so lame...you just had to reply to me didn't you?

Movie/Show ..who the **** cares......now bug off.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefs4me

you are so lame...you just had to reply to me didn't you?

Movie/Show ..who the **** cares......now bug off.

Only those who care about accuracy, I suppose.

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

I fail to see why you'd give a shit if a girl needed to take a breather in your bathroom.

I further fail to see why any guy would date a girl that he had to worry about in that manner.

Even worse, I fail to see why he had to have his socks back.

He's just a snot.

OR, you are being a typical female and overreacting. Quick! Go find a bathroom!

**alanm** · 01-17-2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by angel

don't be sorry- I don't think I'm old- I like being 26... less horny old men think I'm attractive now that they know how old I am

It's all down hill now Angel.

Raiderhater · 01-17-2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

It doesn't. Having breasts and other goodies does, however.

And they say that men rule the world......

Katipan · 01-17-2006, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

OR, you are being a typical female and overreacting. Quick! Go find a bathroom!

That would be pointless without a raging psycho man on the outside lying to get in.

**Bob Dole** · 01-17-2006, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mer

Even worse, I fail to see why he had to have his socks back.

Not to change the topic, but Bob Dole would really like to have those socks back.

**Donger** · 01-17-2006, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

And they say that men rule the world......

Nonsense. We do own everything, however.

01-17-2006, 11:49 AM
mike_b_284 Veteran Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Psycho ex-stories I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous. How about your craziest ex's? rep to the worst
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