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bowser 47 66.20%
Simply Red 24 33.80%
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Old 06-23-2018, 02:03 PM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 3 - bowser versus Simply Red
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.


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Venue - Classic desert terrain
Starting Distance - 2279 feet

Main Weapon - A sawed-off shotgun with six shells
Backup Weapon - Sling shot with 20 golf ball-size stones

Prep Time - 22 seconds
Special Factors - None

Simply Red

Main Weapon - Colt .45 revolver (6 bullets)
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 12 Minutes
Special Factors - None
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:07 PM   #61
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Upon first sight, Bowser is overwhelmed with SR's sartorial splendor. Sporting the latest Prada Game eyewear & Ferragamo suede camo boots, SR is an unstoppable force of nature. Bowser realizes that his vintage army surplus accoutrement is no match for the "Rambo of Haute Couture". Bowser surrenders immediately. SR, kind soul that he is, spares Bowser & treats him to a "nice" dinner at Bacchanalia.
Boooooooo

But does make sense because SR is the kinder gentler Gladiator.
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:09 PM   #62
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:47 PM   #63
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:48 PM   #64
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Old 06-24-2018, 10:38 PM   #65
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:31 AM   #66
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The shotgun with 00 buck 50-60 yards for accuracy, but the buck will also kill at a greater distance than that. The revolver will have the greater range, but most people can't hit anything with a revolver. A revolver or pistol is designed more for close quarter shooting. Unless a person has some regular practice with one, good luck on hitting anything over 20-25 yards max.



Yeah. I'd say 20-25 feet for a kill shot if you're out of practice. With only six rounds SR can't even lay down distracting shots. I voted for SR though just to make him feel better.
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:33 AM   #67
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Gunshots ring out over the desert landscape. Five minutes later, bowser comes over a dune, his shotgun slung over his back, dragging Simply Red behind him. Bowser moves on.
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:41 AM   #68
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Simply Red...more like Simply Ded! M I RITE?
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:59 AM   #69
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I'll go with SR.

Bowser doesn't have a mean bone in his body and SR would simply kill him with kindness.

Prolly hug him while he died.
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:32 AM   #70
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:34 AM   #71
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:35 AM   #72
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I'll go with SR.

Bowser doesn't have a mean bone in his body and SR would simply kill him with kindness.

Prolly hug him while he died.
Is this a zombie SR that is hugging him? SR already died, dude.
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:51 AM   #74
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Old 06-25-2018, 10:02 AM   #75
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Good job.
LOL. I kept scanning the page for Match 3, but only saw Match 2. It was actually seeing your name that made me realize I hadn't voted in here yet.
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