MU ****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread**** - Page 59

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01:02 PM

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.

Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.

Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO

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**petegz28** · 09-28-2013, 07:58 PM

WTF is the difference between a 5 point and 6 point lead??? I swear our coaches are idiots

Pasta Little Brioni · 09-28-2013, 07:58 PM

Dumb to go for two there

**gblowfish** · 09-28-2013, 07:58 PM

If they win tonight, it's not going to make anybody feel any better.
And there's no guarantee they'll win unless the defense wakes the **** up.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 09-28-2013, 07:59 PM

So if Ark. St. scores a TD now, a FG can only tie. Nice move, Gary.

Crush · 09-28-2013, 07:59 PM

Conference play is going to rape us Pulp Fiction style.

**gblowfish** · 09-28-2013, 08:00 PM

All these guys do is throw little checkdowns to the flat. Seems like our linebackers should figure that out eventually.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 09-28-2013, 08:01 PM

If you have HB Toss in Madden '95 I understand going for two there, but what the ****ing ****?

Pinkel is just so goddamned stupid.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 09-28-2013, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

All these guys do is throw little checkdowns to the flat. Seems like our linebackers should figure that out eventually.

Missouri's linebackers are AWFUL. They would be a decent-ish squad in the MAC.

**gblowfish** · 09-28-2013, 08:02 PM

If Murphy lets that punt go, it bounds into the end zone. WTF is he doing? Same mistakes over and over again.

**gblowfish** · 09-28-2013, 08:03 PM

This game also makes me think Indiana must be really shitty this year.

BryanBusby · 09-28-2013, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

This game also makes me think Indiana must be really shitty this year.

they are

Frazod · 09-28-2013, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish

This game also makes me think Indiana must be really shitty this year.

They're shitty every year.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 09-28-2013, 08:04 PM

I think Thomas Jones could have gained 40 with that hole. Gat damn.

**gblowfish** · 09-28-2013, 08:05 PM

Mizzou is one for five on 3rd down tonight. Against a Sun Belt team. At home. Sad. Sad.

**TribalElder** · 09-28-2013, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I think Thomas Jones could have gained 40 with that hole. Gat damn.

The old 5 yard fall down

09-28-2013, 07:58 PM	#871
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09-28-2013, 07:59 PM	#874
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8009572	So if Ark. St. scores a TD now, a FG can only tie. Nice move, Gary. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17666178 VARSITY	All these guys do is throw little checkdowns to the flat. Seems like our linebackers should figure that out eventually.
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09-28-2013, 08:01 PM	#877
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8009572	If you have HB Toss in Madden '95 I understand going for two there, but what the **ing **? Pinkel is just so goddamned stupid. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17666178 VARSITY	If Murphy lets that punt go, it bounds into the end zone. WTF is he doing? Same mistakes over and over again.
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09-28-2013, 08:03 PM	#880
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17666178 VARSITY	This game also makes me think Indiana must be really shitty this year.
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09-28-2013, 08:04 PM	#883
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8009572	I think Thomas Jones could have gained 40 with that hole. Gat damn. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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09-28-2013, 08:05 PM	#884
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17666178 VARSITY	Mizzou is one for five on 3rd down tonight. Against a Sun Belt team. At home. Sad. Sad.
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