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Will be “distant friendly”, waving but seldom chatting | 18 | 36.00% | |
Will be a Chiefs fan | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will be a cult | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will be a member of Chiefsplanet | 1 | 2.00% | |
Will be a recluse, never leaving the house | 5 | 10.00% | |
Will be a stoner | 17 | 34.00% | |
Will be a vegan | 10 | 20.00% | |
Will be an avid Broncos fan | 24 | 48.00% | |
Will be retired | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will be swingers who propose wife swapping | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will be the Barney and Betty to my Fried and Wilma and we'll do everything together | 2 | 4.00% | |
Will be very interested in unexplained phenomena like Bigfoot and UFOs | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will be Von Miller | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will be more than 15 years younger than me | 14 | 28.00% | |
Will come into my house unannounced and take food out of my refrigerator | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will contain a registered sex offender (not a teacher who scored with a student) | 9 | 18.00% | |
Will contain a registered sex offender who is a teacher who scored with her student. | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will contain an adult child who never launched | 10 | 20.00% | |
Will eventually hop a freighter to Venezuela with me | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will give out amazing candy at Halloween, like 16 ounce Hershey bars | 4 | 8.00% | |
Will grow large quantities of marijuana in the house | 9 | 18.00% | |
Will hang out on my porch with me, drinking Pibb Xtra and commenting on pedestrians | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will have a constantly barking dog | 13 | 26.00% | |
Will have a Duggar-like family composition | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will have a scorchingly hot college-age daughter | 5 | 10.00% | |
Will have a telescope pointed toward my window | 8 | 16.00% | |
Will have a weird tech job that I can't even make conversation about, so I can only nod when they tell me | 5 | 10.00% | |
Will have awesome Christmas lights | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will have weird and dull hobbies that don’t interest me at all. | 10 | 20.00% | |
Will include an attractive mature woman who does naked yoga | 5 | 10.00% | |
Will include at least one nude sunbather woman | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will invite us onto their yacht for epic adventures | 1 | 2.00% | |
Will let me play with their cat. | 4 | 8.00% | |
Will like my wife, but not me. | 11 | 22.00% | |
Will maintain a world-class yard | 2 | 4.00% | |
Will move out again within two years | 8 | 16.00% | |
Will mow their lawn in Bermuda shorts and sandals with socks | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will never acknowledge my existence | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will not speak English | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will own a loud motorcycle that they rev early in the morning | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will paint their house in zebra stripes or camo | 3 | 6.00% | |
Will put out planters that are made from old tires or barrels | 7 | 14.00% | |
Will regularly bring me delicious homemade pies | 2 | 4.00% | |
Will rent out an AirBnB room | 6 | 12.00% | |
Will restore my faith in humanity with their kindness | 1 | 2.00% | |
Will shovel my walk of snow just to be nice | 1 | 2.00% | |
Will sit on a couch on their porch, wearing a wife beater shirt and glaring at me | 11 | 22.00% | |
Will take issue with our fence placement | 11 | 22.00% | |
I think the house will sit vacant and never be occupied. | 2 | 4.00% | |
I think your neighbors are imaginary and you really live next door to an empty lot. | 4 | 8.00% | |
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05-26-2018, 10:34 AM | #46 |
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Lucky you!
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05-26-2018, 03:00 PM | #47 |
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So far the consensus is
- will be an avid Bronco fan - will be a stoner - will be a distant friendly neighbor I'm betting on - will be in a cult - will have a constantly barking dog - will have a Duggar like family composition |
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05-26-2018, 03:59 PM | #48 |
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I can understand your concerns and subsequent plea to the Planet for guidance. We moved into our current place almost 20 years ago and were the new kids until last year when the neighbors behind us sold out! They (the new peopl e) were only there 6 months before a another realtor sign went back up. Hmmmmmm ......
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05-26-2018, 06:12 PM | #49 |
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So you feel the need to keep up with your neighbors. Are they the Jones'? Grass should be let get any taller than 6" before it is cut. That isnpushing it too.
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05-26-2018, 06:13 PM | #50 |
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No, one guy's an overachiever who mows all of the time. And right next to me on the side is the guy who has a two car garage with two cars parked in it and parks two more cars on one side of his driveway. They both have dogs that bark all of the time. They both put their cars in their garage. They must have big basements for storage and home offices. I'm not a kid and so I'm not mowing any lawn, and I'm not paying someone to mow it more than once a week
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05-26-2018, 10:55 PM | #52 |
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I hate neighbors. Living in town would be worse than death.
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05-27-2018, 06:52 AM | #53 |
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06-15-2018, 07:21 AM | #54 |
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My view yesterday and today. Thanks neighbor for blocking my view from my fire pit and getting to see your shed for the next 20 years.
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06-15-2018, 10:10 AM | #55 |
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06-15-2018, 11:15 AM | #56 |
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Wouldn't they prevent the fire pit?
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06-15-2018, 12:19 PM | #58 |
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I'm sure your neighbor is sorry for blocking your view of the newly constructed apts across the pond.
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Apparently everyone gets a nice open view of the pond but me.
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Admit it. You're just mad he has a shed to put his shit in and a better lawn than you. |
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