Old People Thread

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Katipan

London, Dangerous Beauty, Domino.

I bet they have the same plots as Midnight in Paris, American Beauty, and Mystic Pizza.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I bet they have the same plots as Midnight in Paris, American Beauty, and Mystic Pizza.

Oh you're good.

Let's do Mary Poppins, Flowers in the Attic, and The Blob.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Oh you're good.

Let's do Mary Poppins, Flowers in the Attic, and The Blob.

There's Something About Mary, The Diary of Anne Frank, and The Nutty Professor.

[TwistedChief]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I bet they have the same plots as Midnight in Paris, American Beauty, and Mystic Pizza.

One of the most memorable family trips of my youth was a journey to Mystic, CT for a slice of pizza. It tasted just like…pizza. And that’s when I realized Hollywood and my parents were both frauds.

[Katipan]

Lucky number Slevin!
I'll get you if I have to unplug your hover round.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by TwistedChief

One of the most memorable family trips of my youth was a journey to Mystic, CT for a slice of pizza. It tasted just like…pizza. And that’s when I realized Hollywood and my parents were both frauds.

Pro tip: Mars is nothing like Total Recall presents it.

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

An unexpected downside of aging is that I've effectively seen every movie that can ever be made. There are a finite number of plots and I've seen them all.

I'm starting to feel like I've seen about every movie that matters. Still gotta cross Lawrence of Arabia off the list though.

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by Katipan

I had a baby around that age and they called me geriatric. So that hospital doesnt exist anymore.

You make me smile.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

I'm starting to feel like I've seen about every movie that matters. Still gotta cross Lawrence of Arabia off the list though.

It's basically the same movie as Patton. Or maybe Glory.

[Rain Man]

An unexpected upside of aging is that teenagers ignore me.

[Fish]

I raked a dozen bags of leaves from my mother's house last weekend followed by a long walk with the family, and somehow ended up with a severely inflamed bunion. I feel like an incredible pussy even complaining about it, but the pain over the last few days has been downright unbearable. Do not recommend.

[mlyonsd]

Originally Posted by Fish

I raked a dozen bags of leaves from my mother's house last weekend followed by a long walk with the family, and somehow ended up with a severely inflamed bunion. I feel like an incredible pussy even complaining about it, but the pain over the last few days has been downright unbearable. Do not recommend.

Alieve (Naproxen). Double the dose on the bottle for a couple days. That's what a podiatrist told me to do and it worked.

[njchiefs]

Originally Posted by Fish

I raked a dozen bags of leaves from my mother's house last weekend followed by a long walk with the family, and somehow ended up with a severely inflamed bunion. I feel like an incredible pussy even complaining about it, but the pain over the last few days has been downright unbearable. Do not recommend.

That’s called gout my friend. Welcome to decrepitude.

[TwistedChief]

Uh oh.

The bat signal is out for srvy.

Prepare for thy reckoning about how much better it used to be.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by TwistedChief

Uh oh.

The bat signal is out for srvy.

Prepare for thy reckoning about how much better it used to be.

That was also back when srvy wasn't an edentulous ****!