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05-02-2016, 05:43 PM | Topic Starter |
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so,i got a ****in skunk invading my property
bastard shows up about a week ago, coming out of the southwest corner of the yard...right about where the septic tank is(imagine that). it's just taking a couple steps at a time, nose on the ground. i hollered to the wife, "****in skunk's in the yard". she didn't make a big deal out of it, so, wth?
so, i'm sitting on the shitter this morning, scanning through the newest arrival of the "smithsonian", and she yells out, "have you got your gun?" turns out the damn skunk is back in the yard, digging up grubs. i walk out on the back patio and yell, "yo skunk!!! get the **** out of here!". didn't even act like it heard me. kept digging and shit. so i went back inside, got dressed and went to work. i don't think this is over. i mean, i've shot a few critters over the years, but i ain't gonna shoot a skunk in the yard. read somewhere that if you shot them in the head, they wouldn't spray. but i don't think i'm that good of a shot. so, someone's gonna have to clean up a helluva mess. plus the smell for a few days. i don't think you can trap a skunk...i know i wouldn't. advice? tia sec |
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05-02-2016, 05:44 PM | #2 |
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05-02-2016, 05:45 PM | #3 |
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You can trap a skunk. Don't do it, but you can.
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05-02-2016, 05:50 PM | #4 | |
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also, waiting for smellypits/dobiegillis to chime in saying that the only reason skunks smell is because of the media and government feeding us jacked up info. sec
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05-02-2016, 06:07 PM | #5 | |
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Tie a long rope to the trap, throw a tarp over it and drag it somewhere you can shoot it without having to smell it. Neighbor let one die from heat once and it didn't spray either, and only took a couple hours. |
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05-02-2016, 06:09 PM | #6 | |
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Last one I shot with a 7 mag. It did not spray |
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05-02-2016, 05:48 PM | #7 |
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Ok O. city how you know that? Also se clark you need a pellet gun!
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05-02-2016, 06:00 PM | #9 |
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Something kept getting in my grandparents trash so my cousin and I thought we'd trap it.
Once we went to check the trap it was night and dark. We saw something black in there, thought it was my Grammys cat. Reach in, grab it, pull it up to our faces to see which cat it is. At that moment, we realize it isn't a cat. |
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05-02-2016, 06:01 PM | #10 |
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Chocolate bars. Trust me. Even shooting at them failed.
And chocolate flavored X-lax. Seriously.
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05-02-2016, 10:39 PM | #12 |
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05-03-2016, 06:50 AM | #13 |
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it's not out there this morning. going home tonight to mow...figured i'd pick up some poison at the farm shop and place it around the border of the yard & woods. might get some tree rats too, but they're a pain in the ass.
we'll see. thanks, sec
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Trap him in a live trap. After he's trapped throw a towel over the trap so he doesn't know whats up . then you can transport him wherever in the WIFE's car.
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