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Old 01-17-2006, 11:49 AM  
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I just broke up with my girlfriend this weekend and she isn't taking very well. And by well I mean with a shred of effing sanity. Some crazy shit has been going down. I think she might start stalking me. She came by to get the last of her stuff from my apartment. I went to my room to check to make sure she had everything, when I came out her and my mp3 player were gone. I went to ask for it back and she kept denying it. I wrote it off and left, happy never to talk to her again. I went and played video games at my friend's for a couple hours, then went to quiktrip for some food. While I am eating my hot dog in the parking lot, I look over and there she is. Keep in mind this is twenty minutes from where I live and from where she lives. This means she was driving around for at least forty minutes looking for me. She gets in my car and starts sobbing, telling me she can't sleep and all she can do is cry. I ask for my stuff back and she says no. I tell her to get out of my car and she says no. Finally a cop walks up and asks if everything is okay, before I can tell him to remove the bitch from my car she gets out. She called well over 20 times since then and I am starting to get a little nervous.

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Old 01-17-2006, 07:32 PM   #256
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Even worse, I fail to see why he had to have his socks back.

He's just a snot.
She called me a "****ing selfish asshole" so many times I guess maybe I started thinking I was.
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:33 PM   #257
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That would be pointless without a raging psycho man on the outside lying to get in.

I'm sure Brian will be over shortly.
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:34 PM   #258
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Nonsense. We do own everything, however.

Except that pair of socks, obviously.
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:34 PM   #259
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I'm sure Brian will be over shortly.
You can't possibly think that man would ever even raise his voice to me.
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:35 PM   #260
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Holy sh*t. Is Harris Faulkner now a news babe on Fox News?

I had her once. Well, more than once, actually.
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:36 PM   #261
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You can't possibly think that man would ever even raise his voice to me.

Shit, I'll bet he'd do it just because you said he wouldn't.
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:36 PM   #262
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Except that pair of socks, obviously.
Ownership does not necessarily equal possession. For instance I own my homes, but they are not my possessions.
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:36 PM   #263
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You can't possibly think that man would ever even raise his voice to me.
You'we finking uff Bwyan...not Brian.
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:37 PM   #264
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She called me a "****ing selfish asshole" so many times I guess maybe I started thinking I was.
Just want to make sure I got this right,you let a chick you'd known less than 2 months wear your favorite pair of socks?
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:37 PM   #265
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:40 PM   #266
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Holy sh*t. Is Harris Faulkner now a news babe on Fox News?

I had her once. Well, more than once, actually.
So much for the axiom "once black, never back."
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Just want to make sure I got this right,you let a chick you'd known less than 2 months wear your favorite pair of socks?
When she had asked to borrow a pair of socks, I said sure. I had no idea she'd take those. Though they are very comfy, so I don't know why I didn't think she wouldn't put them on.
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:44 PM   #268
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That would be pointless without a raging psycho man on the outside lying to get in.
I told her I had to take a shit. I did have to take a shit. Not a lie. Door opened.
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When she had asked to borrow a pair of socks, I said sure. I had no idea she'd take those. Though they are very comfy, so I don't know why I didn't think she wouldn't put them on.




and did the world only make one pair of that kind of socks???
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Old 01-17-2006, 07:47 PM   #270
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Yes, that's EXACTLY what you do. I took me a very long time, and considerable pain, to learn how to deal with females in such a situation.
Besides, it pisses em off even more if you ignore them.
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